all of my problems would be solved if i had super long hair and lost another 30lbs tbh

my holy grail.

hope you think of me and it fucks you up

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

why are there so many days?? i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday… they don’t stop

You never realize how fucked up someone treated you until you explain it to someone else.

i like to pretend i’m emotionless but i have at least 200 mood swings a day

what’s the mood for february?

no mood we’re taking a break from feeling anything

i love opening tumblr. hello mentally ill people

I think a tattoo needle drilling through my skin would make me feel better right now

i just want to be touched really hard

like by a car

hit me with a car 

today is not my birthday

reblog if your birthday is not today

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Today is not my bday 💖

Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

(source)

sorry the what? the what moray

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

guys can you shutup im making scenarios in my head that will never happen but I’m invested

due to not wanting to, i will not. thanks.

“It’s been a long week,” I say in the middle of the day on Monday. 

90% of conversations with me