“You mean my sword of Elvish-make? Nice try at diverting the blame, Galadriel, but your call-out post is being published as we speak.”

100k notes and i'll @ my crush on this post

wrong. You have until august 1, 2023.

you little shits

fine give me a minute to DM them and shit im not going to @ them bc they ARE my friend and i dont want people to harrass them LMAO

Remember folks! Always reach for the stars but remember you can't actually touch one regardless of how pretty they make the night sky look.

200k notes to not drown myself

Warlock concept: A warlock multiclassing as warlock.

Two separate patrons, two separate pact boons.

Level 7 warlock multiclass: Warlock 4/Warlock 3.

Celestial/Fiend.

just this. constantly.

if you bribe the DM, go Pact of the Chain for both and literally have an angel and a devil on your shoulders 100% of the time.

I probably shouldn’t be allowed to play d&d

G-string dude ⚡️

100k notes and i'll @ my crush on this post

wrong. You have until august 1, 2023.

you little shits

fine give me a minute to DM them and shit im not going to @ them bc they ARE my friend and i dont want people to harrass them LMAO

Remember folks! Always reach for the stars but remember you can't actually touch one regardless of how pretty they make the night sky look.

the last boba in my bubble tea

My cartoon for this weekend’s Guardian books.

p.s. my latest book cartoons collection is Revenge of the Librarians: tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2

I feel seen. And mocked. And understood.

I wish benevolent giants would collect me and put me in a safe place when I eat too much fermented fruit.  

Girl what am I being sold here?

Solidarity

You really love to see old gay n trans people supporting young gay n trans people. You absolutely adore it

He's bisexual which I feel is so important considering that bi people have the lowest rates of participation in the LGBT community (as in, are usually closeted or alienated, bi men especially) so it's so good to see an older bi man making himself visible like this🥰🥺

PSA: never discuss private affairs in your DMs, especially contraception and abortion. Social media moguls will absolutely sell you out to the government. There are already cases of people being charged based on evidence in their DMs.

going to bed with a hot question: do mpreg centaurs get pregnant in the front belly or bottom belly

good night

Found the correct answer

Let me explain

Some of you may ask, well how would the sporm get from the ass to the front belly and I’ll say have you ever seen how long furry and especially centaur cocks are

How do you get the front pregnant? You have fun and try new things

Oh this is fun

Now we’re thinking

Don’t you miss him?

100k notes and i'll @ my crush on this post

wrong. You have until august 1, 2023.

you have one week remaining.

you have no chance to survive make your time

Fucking reblog this post

A lot of things are possible but 90k in 4 days is not one of them

death note

Certified Death Note heritage post.

Request is:

What if the BAU team got a new team member who used to work on old xfiles/unsolved cases, he's seen things that just can't be explained and thing you wish you never knew existed?--- @xweirdo101x

I made this with headcanons and Drabble. At first I was thinking about turning this into something very dark and creepy but I decided not to.

BAU X NEW AGENT READER

Okay, this is funny. I have a pen problem in that I have a ton of then not unlike my mother who has a collection that is 10 x worse than mine. I have a pet pev of mine where I hate if pens don't write in the color ink that is on the case. Blue pen must write in blue ink. Light green case light green ink. Purple case on purple ink. If the case is colorful but only writes in black or blue I hate it.

I was thinking about how reader/us would go about solving cases and having some sort of a coherent system for the case, almost always writing in black, but also having colors with meaning.

❤️Red - is for things that are false or not adding up.

🩷Pink - is for things that are making up questions things; eye witnesses, how people react, etc... things that make up suspicion of it.

🧡Orange - relationship to victim(s) and suspect or general relationships throughout the case.

💛Yellow - is for first responders of the public; fire, medic, police.

🐊Dark Green - a solid correlation to the facts and people involved. (Crocodiles, Caimans, Alligators all come from Deinosuchus, and the species has hardly ever have to change anything significant about itself in the modern-day world.

💚Light Green - for leads and tips.

🩵Light Blue - facts of the case to take note of no matter how small or big.

💙Dark Blue - key details to remember about the case.

💜Purple - is for our feelings and ideas about the case and everyone involved.

We have a collection of rainbow color pens that we write with, and I can see us talking with Penelope about the best pens and colorful ink. And we have so many of them on stand-by we kinda make the offices a little bit more colorful that way with our pens. Someone needs red ink pen or green, we got them.

i think about this so much

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying

certified iconic post