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just had to breathe

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gruncheon

people who have obsessions are the only ones i know how to buy presents for. everyone else gets the loose change at the bottom of my purse

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sylferino

going to the grocery store when youre 20 makes your receipt look like this:

  • item 1                            1.94
  • item 2                            1.94
  • item 3                            0.50
  • item 4                            0.32
  • item 5                            1.00
  • item 6                            1.00
  • item 7                            0.72
  • item 8                            0.69
  • item 9                            2.00
  • item 10                          5.87
  • item 11                          1.00
  • item 12                          1.36

subtotal:                                 18.34

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and you think about the $5 one for the rest of the day

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testosterone doesnt make me angrier it just makes it harder to resist the anger that was already there for example your unfunny coworker being passive aggressive for no reason makes you straight ipppppp crazy

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The guy who just dropped off my doordash had a sweater on that said “if she sits on your face, she legally owns you…. Squatters rights and all that” in huge impact font

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i'm sure babies are annoyed but i love when parents bundle them up during colder months, hooded jumpsuits, like 6 layers of clothes, just their little face on display, they can barely move so they just sit there in their strollers with this resigned look on their face. i really want to know what they're thinking.

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dracoj

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this makes ur brain try to kill you with knives and hammers.

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i love u butches who work in factories i love u butches who work in warehouses i love u butches with jobs as mechanics and machinists and glass blowers and package handlers and bakers and electricians and welders i love u butches who do physical labor because we've managed to carve out a niche for ourselves in these industries.... i love u working class butches!!!!

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i get a little bit of free time and start going "what if i taught myself woodworking" girl work on ur resume

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fine i gues i will say it. i miss when uquizzes were everywhere. cringe about it. i don't care. has anything ever felt real or true since. exactly

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doradotcom

its always why are you a control freak stop being a control freak and never was the environment you were in charge of fun was it fun it looked fun