do you ever get into a mood where you need like affection and cuteness but you resent that you have to ask for it so you end up just like sulking alone in your bed wishing someone would psychically know that you need cuddling 

surround yourself with people that are more excited for your birthday than u are

you've heard of harrison ford, get ready for

BaldDad Toyota

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

(via gluecks-kippe)

me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn 

me: *puts myself out there* world: *throws me back*

I’m so tired and I just want to be kissed.