putting effort into a post

posting a crappy joke you made in 5 seconds

I’ve sat and read this over and over and realized just how true this actually is. Jesus Christ.

me when a hot person smiles at me

we do not speak of 6th-8th grade, it never happened

are you shitting me

hey stranger things can happen

I HAPPENED TO GET THIS PIC OF MY DAD AND BROTHER AND LOOK AT THEIR ARMS

no way this is 6 seconds long

I’ve seen million dollar movies that aren’t as good as this

“what would you like to order?”

Me:

I'm nearly crying

because I had this awesome password journal as a kid

but it was a bitch to open because you had to say the password the same way every time

so after a while I gave up on it and never tried to open it again

but today I was cleaning my room and found it

so I decided to open it, thinking that it contained old journal entries or drawings from when I was a kid

but I don’t know the password anymore and it didn’t even have any batteries

so I thought maybe unscrewing the back would open it

ha

haha

nope

so now I have to deal with all these wires and gears and shit and end up unscrewing more things and breaking some stuff too

finally I get in

and it’s fucking empty

but I notice the little compartment thingy and open it

there was a folded up piece of paper inside

and I can’t stop laughing because I worked so hard to get into the thing and past me is just like

“now fuck off”

Love n basketball

ball is love

I literally died when I saw this I’m no longer on this earth I’m typing this from my grave.