yellowjackets // natalie wee, ‘least of all,’ our bodies and other fine machines // love as an act of merciful conquer, silas denver melvin // catalog of unabashed gratitude, ross gay
TITANIC (1997) Dir. James Cameron Kate Winslet as Rose Dewitt Bukater
recently i've been writing a titanic fic in which jack is a woman (as it should've been.) it's basically just a rewrite of the whole movie but if jack was a woman and rose and jack were lesbians. if you're interested in that here's the link. yeah need to find more gay people that like titanic!!!!!
Another example that humanity never really changed
Anonymous asked:
Gay rats
i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.
i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!
[image description: the epic handshake meme. one arm is labelled gay people and the other is labelled lesbians. in the middle it says "fuck yeah bro". end id]
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Medieval peasants when the local ruler dies
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Anonymous asked:
are you a philosopher
boy im dumb as shit
“boy im dumb as shit” is just rephrased Socrates’s “I know that I know nothing“ so whats the truth
valrachelk
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva
By far the funniest comment I've gotten on a meme I posted
I want to drink the high res Minecraft shader water
S L U R P
[image description: a screenshot of minecraft that is using shaders that, among other things, makes the water more realistic. the water is clear and has ripples that create a 3d effect. end description.]
Anonymous asked:
whatdo you do wif a drunken sailor ...
shave 'is belly wif a rusty razor...
Anonymous asked:
can I get some stephen sondheim tea for my bi boyfriend who's into broadway? He already knows the sex dungeon one
hey bestie im bored can i get i a pig fact
piglets can recognize their mother’s voices and they’re able to learn their names!!
another pig fact please 🥺👉👈🐖
sows are known to grunt little rhythmic “songs” to the piglets as they feed, like a lullaby!!
thank you so much for the pig fact oh god
Anonymous asked:
you’re a fucking hamtaro blogger who the fuck cares what you think. stop making political posts and stick to posting hamtaro memes.
Are you mad that I get more pussy than you?
this website is wildly out of control
You actually do need noble lineage to rightfully rule, but since lineage doesn’t dilute, and given the historic sexual tendencies of people in power wrt their servants, eventually noble lineage spread wide enough that everyone had it and that’s why democracy happened.
nice *adds to list of theories that irritate everybody*