leaf-beard
Me?
Well duh, I’m a female, of course I like men lol 😂
(Gay = Liking men, though in another sense of the word, it also means happy, and please, forgive me for being all nerdy lol)
tenmeii
I fucking can’t
God I love Ohio this gas pump has a teeny tiny little screen on it and all it does is show teeny tiny little bible verses on it and boy they’re the ominous ones
laurapalmerlaurapalmer
A gas station pump telling you you’re a tresspasser in gods territory is like. American Gothic Satire.
julius caesar as just Some Dude is tripping me out
Cleopatra:
Louis XV:
pizzaback
julius caesar yells at the einstein bros. manager daily
cleopatra is writing her PhD thesis and is sick of people undermining her intelligence
louis XV is a business professional currently being investigated by HR
pizzaback
more takes from yours truly
nefertiti is a child star who fell from grace but rose again like a pheonix
alexander the great is ***NOT GAY*** and on academic probation
caligula is under investigation by the FBI
gucciballs-deactivated20200720
if I saw a portal i would enter it no questions asked
Hold still. This creature was recorded going 2,569 days without moving.
Salamanders play the long game, with many species living surprisingly long lives. But among these enduring amphibians, there is one outlier – the olm, also known as the proteus.
It has been well documented that these small white cave-dwelling salamanders can live well into their hundreds, but scientists have now gained new insight into the creatures’ glacial pace of life.
In a study which makes sloths look recklessly hyperactive, divers documenting the movements of olms in Herzegovinian caves found that over a decade, individuals tended to move less than 10 metres in total.
However, one extraordinarily inert individual was found not to have bothered moving once in over seven years.
Olms have no predators, are highly resistant to starvation – able to go without food for several years – are blind and live in complete darkness underground and underwater.
They are apparently only compelled to move in order to mate, which they do on average around once every 12.5 years.
In the caves in which they dwell food is typically scarce, but when they are able, olms feed on small crustaceans such as small shrimps, snails and occasionally insects.
Read the full article here.
Photo credit here via Getty
*wakes up after 12.5 years* oh god i have to fuck
You ever think about how awful this site is for products and ads? Comedy Central has a blog here and barely passes 100 notes per post. John Mulaney has a Tumblr and I have only seen one post of his, ever. Alex Jones made a blog here and got bullied off of it overnight. I love it here so fucking much
crunchy ass hell cracked to shit crumbly fucking phone screens are so so sexy. iphone with huge hole through the middle way hotter than some tatas. just smoking baby. this is law.