This is terrifying, you must be so happy

Keep Dancing Baby…

You know what’s better than weed?

Water

here’s this dumb bitch again

Shut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker

Seán Everman

i feel like this is a real person. like someone out there really looks like this. they are very unfortunate..

Rats… we’re rats… we’re the rats…

I like how the gifs make you make the wrong assumption about the song.

if you dont think the rat song goes hard then shut the fuck your hell.

I spent the past four or five days rearranging ASGORE, Welcome To Dangan Island, Ikoroshia, The Danganronpa main theme, MEGALOVANIA, and a royal victory of a secret at the end into this tribute to the most prestigious of Sundays. With Tumblr’s ban we cannot have another legal fingers in his sunday now. R.I.P. (2018-2018)

You see a Rat. You see a Rat. You see a Rat. You see a Rat. You see a Rat. You see a Rat. You see a Rat. You see a Rat. You see a Rat.

does anyone have the “my wife is home” r/ambien post

Lanque is making the Seth Everman Face

please i don’t know who this is? is it some sort of homestuck person? is this a homestuck??? help me

my boyfriend just accidentally hit play on a video while scrolling on his phone and scared the shit out of himself so all i heard was a scream accompanied by the blasting of RA RA RASPUTIN

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy

somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this

californians are bitter b/c they don’t have weather

i had chills go down my spine reading this. this possibility literally did not occur to me, a pink fool. i’m imaging a hoard of pizza deliverers surrounding me, demanding payment, demanding i accept their offerings, a swarming mass of pizza boxes……

that being said i AM really hungry right now……so if anyone did happen to feel a mysterious sudden urge to toss down a purgatory pizza pie into the lair in which i hunger to feed……my lair address is in the tags, just sayin

what does your vessel feel like for dinner, Gaud?

UPDATE: @lorddoughnut-thecuddly bought me my pizza! and he left a generous tip! (the american tipping system is wage theft). and now, we wait.

i’m going to look you pineapple pizza haters in the eyes and smile unblinkingly as i consume the warm luscious sweet flesh

UH OH

so @lorddoughnut-thecuddly bought me a Purgatory Pizza (home to such slices at the 4th Horseman, Dante’s Revenge, and Limbo). I know because we talked in the post notes.

Now I open my inbox to this

@imogenic @enthusiastic-apathy @glasscreature 

WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE

Update: I’m in the lobby eating pizza with the concierge

His name is Thierno. He speaks 4 languages and reads/writes in 2 more. And he liked the pineapple.

Update: the delivery guy tried to deliver the second pizza to the wrong apartment. Now my neighbor and her four-year-old know me as the internet blogger next door

Still in the lobby. Thierno is helping me offer free pizza to people

The special pizza arrived!

It’s delicious!

It turned into a pizza party. I just met three new neighbors & exchanged contact info. I’ve been here for months without talking to anyone

Now my neighbors associate me with free pizza

Whew. I spent an hour socializing with people in the physical realm. I’m back at home with my dog and my delicious leftovers

I forgot to post a photo of the pizza!

It was a brilliant glory to behold in its entirety

Look at how the sauce base glistens in the fluorescent light

What a night! What a crowd! Not only was my hunger for pizza sated, but also my hunger for….love. Thank you all who made this weird lobby pizza party possible, you are now my children and have my blessings and protection. And a special shout out to @lorddoughnut-thecuddly aka the only one of you maniacs with the common sense to get in contact with me before placing an order.  Thank you also for the lava cakes and the bottle of lemonade that was of course pink. And special thanks to whichever of you gremlins put this in the delivery instructions

‘be kind to the gremlin that answers the door, its shy’

That gremlin was, as it turns out, my neighbor and their four-year-old daughter.

And finally, last but not least, thank you to whoever sent the random, unmarked brown bag that was delivered wordless by an anonymous man and contained exactly two chicken tenders and BBQ sauce, both devoid of brand or packaging labels. All because I said I wanted the chicken BBQ pizza. I assume you had to step out from an alternative dimension to get them here, and I appreciate the effort.

I’m sitting on the floor in my apartment in the dark eating them now.

You can’t make this kind of shit up folks.

Oh my word this is amazing

This is going to become one of those Legendary Posts. And I was here to witness its creation.

When girls have periods? That’s mother nature.

When boys have periods? That’s brother nature.

When people beyond the binary have periods? That’s O T H E R N A T U R E

Fucking prepare yourself for this one