twilight princess funniest zelda game ever made

one of the reoccurring minor plots is that a 3 year old with the mental capacity of an adult is trying to abolish capitalism in the big city. there's a yeti couple living in an abandoned mansion and the guy yeti is like 10 times the size of and more visibly monstrous than the girl yet they made him a malewife. you can collect insects for a little girl that is insane about them and gives you strange and off-putting dialogue about each bug everytime you give her one and practically threatens you if you try to leave her home without giving her bugs she doesn't have yet. one of the modes of transportation in this game is being shot out of a giant canon by a depressed clown and landing on your feet with no injuries. there's a spaghetti western style minigame where the objective is to talk to 20 different cats. a chicken attempts to flirt with link. they made tingle into a sexyman caricature.

i completely forgot about ooccoo while making this post. this fucking thing:

and, of course, her son too

what I love about ooccoo is that her name is a reference to hex code #00CC00 which is the colour of Link's green tunic from the first Zelda game.

Everything else about her was horrifying

I am so serious when I say if you want to learn about light, you NEED to at least look at modeseven’s tutorials. even if you’re not pursuing a painterly style, this is all essential theory that can be easily adapted to different coloring styles. notice how none of these ever say ‘light with these colors and shade with these colors’? notice how this is teaching how light works on a mechanical level, and reminding the audience to adjust the actual colors they choose by context? THAT is good advice.

(if you’re thinking ‘wow I want to study more of this persons art!’ I encourage you to do so, but proceed with the knowledge that modeseven draws pretty much exclusively weird as hell kink art. sometimes wisdom comes from horny places)

someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!

me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???

I find there is a 50/50 chance of this situation being:

a) Wow, I'm really glad you noticed that! I spent ages considering the implications and how it ties into the themes. Please let me talk to you for three hours straight about my thought process.

or

b) Erm... that thing... yeah... that was definitely a deliberate thing... I absolutely meant for that thing to be there honest

your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self

This,,,

Holy shit, five cakes!

Just remember you’re someone’s most bangable mutual. Maybe multiple. Freaks attract freaks like magnets. Where was I going with this.

her weirdgirl swag is unmatched

"you can't pick and choose what you like from canon" common misconception! yes you can

"The average Shibuya citizen gets shot to death at least once a year" factoid is actually a statistical error. Neku Sakuraba, who lives in Shibuya and is shot to death once a week, is an outlier adn should not be counted

out of curiosity do you know what the URL of the person your reblogging from refers to/means?

"seek therapy" "get help" "this person is unwell" why is it that you are still of the belief that rendering a moral judgment is more tasteful when expressed obliquely via the language of health and the psychiatric normalising project. "it's not that deep" why is it that you are still of the belief that the rhetorical slippage between health and morality is funny and not coercive or violent. why has this particular style of witty retort maintained such a hold on people who consider themselves leftist and do you perceive yourself as making fun of genuinely ill people or are you simply enjoying larping the medicalisation and pathologisation of anyone you can argue deserves it. quickly now

They're innocent let them go

Brazil is the only non-Muslim country to host the most Shi'a Muslims in the world

Brazil has the "most X-people outside of X-place" of like, most kinds of people tbh

Brazil famously has the highest amount of Lebanese people in the world, including in Lebanon itself

literally Brazil is always "the largest X nation outside of X"

POV: You are a human being not currently in Brazil

the "no spoiler culture", mainly perpetuated by the marvel cinematic universe, that pushes the idea that a story is only worth watching and telling if the audience knows absolutely nothing about it beforehand, has done irreparable damage to storytelling and how an audience interacts with the story. in this essay i will-

I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything

something im noticing is the redditors are just commenting on everything via reblogs with reckless abandon. and its so funny bc thats how youre MEANT to use this fucking website but we've trained ourselves out of it somehow.

I feel like a fucking chimp raised in a lab let out into the wild and just doing shit without understanding wtf is going on because I was raised to click the button to get cookie

take my upvote. just take it.