being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors
with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors
i love this website

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors
with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors
i love this website
waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed
Bruh
I can’t believe I read this post with my own fucking eyes
I love it unironically, I burst out laughing. It hits the same note as “the opposite of malice is bonfire”.
the waterfall to my firefly
Cheryl Strayed, Tiny Beautiful Things: Advice on Love and Life from Dear Sugar
The recent Tumblr announcement made me think of this.
Big time
We’re going to engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery
I dunno if this has been posted yet, but.....
Keep this shit off AO3
We don't want that kind of pearl clutching 'christian' conservative sitting on the AO3 board. Keep Moms For Liberty out of our fanfiction.
Historic wage increases. Existing full- and part-time UPS Teamsters will get $2.75 more per hour in 2023, and $7.50 more per hour over the length of the contract.
Existing part-timers will be raised up to no less than $21 per hour immediately, and part-time seniority workers earning more under a market rate adjustment would still receive all new general wage increases.
General wage increases for part-time workers will be double the amount obtained in the previous UPS Teamsters contract — and existing part-time workers will receive a 48 percent average total wage increase over the next five years.
Wage increases for full-timers will keep UPS Teamsters the highest paid delivery drivers in the nation, improving their average top rate to $49 per hour.
Current UPS Teamsters working part-time would receive longevity wage increases of up to $1.50 per hour on top of new hourly raises, compounding their earnings.
New part-time hires at UPS would start at $21 per hour and advance to $23 per hour.
All UPS Teamster drivers classified as 22.4s would be reclassified immediately to Regular Package Car Drivers and placed into seniority, ending the unfair two-tier wage system at UPS.
Safety and health protections, including vehicle air conditioning and cargo ventilation. UPS will equip in-cab A/C in all larger delivery vehicles, sprinter vans, and package cars purchased after Jan. 1, 2024. All cars get two fans and air induction vents in the cargo compartments.
All UPS Teamsters would receive Martin Luther King Day as a full holiday for the first time.
No more forced overtime on Teamster drivers’ days off. Drivers would keep one of two workweek schedules and could not be forced into overtime on scheduled off-days.
UPS Teamster part-timers will have priority to perform all seasonal support work using their own vehicles with a locked-in eight-hour guarantee. For the first time, seasonal work will be contained to five weeks only from November-December.
The creation of 7,500 new full-time Teamster jobs at UPS and the fulfillment of 22,500 open positions, establishing more opportunities through the life of the agreement for part-timers to transition to full-time work.
More than 60 total changes and improvements to the National Master Agreement — more than any other time in Teamsters history — and zero concessions from the rank-and-file.
LET’S!!! FUCKING!!! GO!!!
“what if people transition and then regret it?” ok. let’s do that with everything. no more straight marriages until the heterosexual divorce rate is below the detransition rates
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Hey you good? you reblogged this like three times now.
10 actually i think
Very cool how there's now three separate consumer products that all work with Pokemon Go but all differ in their secondary functions and they all look similar and have similar names. Fun little challenge for clueless parents trying to buy their kid the right gift.
I was about to go and have sleep, when a devine inspiration hit my mind
Hey yeah in the midst of all the hype and the strikes, can we PLEASE fucking talk about this
do you ever think about what gnome dystopias would look like
@the-gnomish-bastard ?? Your thoughts??
Hmmmmmmm… well, I could do it… shall we find out what it looks like?
@inneskeeper would you like to gnow?
i want to see you oppress gnomes whose hats arent pointy enough and whose chortles aren't jolly enough
Indeed. In a dystopian gnome society, there will also be no gardens. Only steampunk plants.
What species of steampunk plants are there?
Brass.
Can you elaborate?
Are there other species?
Copper.
What do they look like
Plant. Tree. Hydra.
Can they speak?
No. Only steam.
Interesting… do you know where to find some so I can do some research?
No. Get back to the chocolate chip mines.