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Poseidon

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giggle

love me a girl with glasses. bring that blind ass here ma. no…over here smh

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algrenion

think my mum just sent me a whole buncha weed butter in the mail??

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algrenion

this is almost certainly weed butter

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algrenion

so it’s still technically unconfirmed that this is actually weed butter  so im doing a science experiment - i made crepes with it and ate 6

lets wait an hour and see what happens

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algrenion
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i asked my mum if it was weed butter hours ago and just after i made the last post she sent me this

maybe i shouldnt have ate six

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algrenion

ive never seen a more appropriate usage of this reference

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supermoviemaniac
FIVE NEW MARVEL MOVIE DATES CONFIRMED!

Firstly, I'd like to apologize for not posting much lately - apart from constantly being at work there hasn't been much happening in terms of the MCU - just the odd leak and speculation here and there. Hopefully there'll be a Black Widow trailer in the next few weeks, so things will pick up after that!

Anyways, getting to it... After Black Widow (May 2020), the Eternals (Nov 2020), Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (Feb 2021), Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (May 2021), untitled Spider-Man movie (July 2021), Thor: Love and Thunder (Nov 2021) and Black Panther (May 2022), we have some confirmed dates to look forward to after those movies:

- Oct 7th 2022

- Feb 17th 2023

- May 5th 2023

- July 28th 2023

- Nov 3rd 2023

There we have it. Looks like the Marvel train shows no signs of stopping anytime soon. Most of these movies will no doubt be sequels, but I'm sure there'll be perhaps 2 movies in there that'll introduce completely new characters. What you guys think?

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certibbs

Some myth Loki sketches I did today :3 

I think these are some of my favorite drawings I’ve ever done of him. 

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jehovahhthickness

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

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cowboybootsandunderwear

Rebloging because, no shit, I just recieved a scholarship for $1500…

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jehovahhthickness

Ayyyyyy I’m here for it

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valyavalkyrie

Please, so I can have money for the doctor and kinesiology

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jehovahhthickness

I hope you get more than that.

that $1,500 would help my situation immensely right now.

I could use $1,500 so badly right now.

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spoopywitchboy

I kinda need that much right now. Please and thank you.

Last time I reblogged a post like this, I got an insurance payout we had previously been rejected for. Definitely reblogging.

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undeadmoth

Rebolged and family ended up covering a 1500 deposit after my car busted.

I need this badly right now

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cracccobain

I really could use 1500 right now.

I could use this as well 🙏🏾

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okaytrue

wtfstyls:

Is that zane from 1direction

this post ruined my life

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hereby

omg ive been trying to look for this post

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becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Senegal, Mauritania, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, Sudan, Eritrea, Ethiopia, and Djibouti. Those are the countries. It will be drought-resistant species, mostly acacias. And this is a brilliant idea you have no idea oh my Christ

This will create so many jobs and regenerate so many communities and aaaaaahhhhhhh

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jumpingjacktrash

more info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Wall

it’s already happening, and already having positive effects. this is wonderful, why have i not heard of this before? i’m so happy!

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jenniferrpovey

Oh yes, acacia trees.

They fix nitrogen and improve soil quality.

And, to make things fun, the species they’re using practices “reverse leaf phenology.” The trees go dormant in the rainy season and then grow their leaves again in the dry season. This means you can plant crops under the trees, in that nitrogen-rich soil, and the trees don’t compete for light because they don’t have any leaves on.

And then in the dry season, you harvest the leaves and feed them to your cows.

Crops grown under acacia trees have better yield than those grown without them. Considerably better.

So, this isn’t just about stopping the advancement of the Sahara - it’s also about improving food security for the entire sub-Saharan belt and possibly reclaiming some of the desert as productive land.

Of course, before the “green revolution,” the farmers knew to plant acacia trees - it’s a traditional practice that they were convinced to abandon in favor of “more reliable” artificial fertilizers (that caused soil degradation, soil erosion, etc).

This is why you listen to the people who, you know, have lived with and on land for centuries.

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thatlupa

^ The bold.

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fearlessmastermind

Beautiful

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pajamaben

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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thelavenderhimbo

the best mythology professor

In honor of the end of the semester, allow me to introduce my definitely-a-cryptid Classical Mythology professor, who has Einstein hair and who I’ll call Dr. F.

  • “If you can see the ground outside, and I am not here, assume I am dead. Find my body, give me a proper burial, and then avenge my death.”
  • “Don’t be a dick about knowing stuff. If you know things, and you are a dick about the fact that you know things, you are my enemy.”
  • [referring to Apollo] “He’s always the guy who shows up and is like ‘let’s play Wonderwall.’”
  • “I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but Zeus wasn’t real. There never was a Zeus.”
  • “You live this life, and then you can earn the Superlife.”
  • “Have you heard of our lord and savior Poseidon? He’s really terrible.”
  • “It’s like in Star Wars. Use the Force. Use the Athena lying power.”
  • “Today I’m going to tell you about a modern poet. His name is Puff Daddy, or P. Diddy.”
  • “Eagles, am I right?”
  • *goes to conferences where they only speak Latin*
  • “Even the sneezes tell us this is gonna happen.”
  • “Odysseus is like a super-liar, he’s a meta-liar.”
  • [talking about Odysseus being born] “As soon as he yeeted out.”
  • “I’m a big fan of toddlers. They’re hilarious assholes.”
  • “That’s Mercury, not Hermes. Always sketchy.”
  • “That’s why dogs don’t die in most movies, because most movies are written by dogs.”
  • “Aphrodite’s like, ‘Suck it up and get in bed, bitch.’”
  • *describes The Aeneid as “thicc”*
  • “My whole life is a trick.”
  • “If you’re a baby, and you’re reading the Aeneid, you say things like, ‘This is just bad Homer fanfiction,’ or, you say, ‘This is just a bunch of propaganda.’ Babies say that.”
  • “Babies freaking love Homer.”
  • *makes us vote between Selena Gomez and Coldplay with no context*
  • *context is that both of them have mythological references in their songs but Coldplay’s don’t make sense*
  • “None of us are Romans.”
  • “Anything I pay attention to, I love.”
  • “The earth is sad and it can’t do anything productive.”
  • “I not only teach y’all weird-ass shit, I research weirder-ass shit.”
  • “Who died and made Plato king of the philosophers? … Guys, the answer is Socrates.”
  • “These confusing words tell us what we should do politically.”
  • *has us find out our fortune for the day by opening The Aeneid randomly and reading the first line we see*
  • “These are bad entrails, not good entrails.”
  • “We haven’t done enough chanting in this class.”
  • “I’ve had enough of this shit. I’m so done with this fucking semester.”
  • “I’m so confused.”
  • “I consider all the squirrels in the world my pets because I love them.”
  • “I’m not a talented person, that’s why I’m a teacher.”