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Reasons other batkids are in Jason’s apartment

Jason: “Did you… is that… Did you eat the ENTIRE THING?”

Dick: “In my defense Alfred has been gone a week.”

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Jason: “Why did you need my help with this again?”

Damian: “Grayson would insist on retaining photographic evidence, Gordon would take too long, Cain and Brown are not in the country, and Drake is an idiot.”

Jason: “You do realize Tim is like, a genius, right?”

Damian: “Tt. Debatable, seeing how Drake failed to complete high school.”

Jason: “Right… You know when you said you needed help I thought you meant with hiding a body or something, not…” *gestures vaguely to Damian’s unfinished science diorama*

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Steph: “Ugh. Why is this so hard? It’s not like this is even the first gala I’ve been dragged to.”

Jason: “Why do I need to pick?”

Steph: “Apprently I need to ‘expand my color palette’ or something.”

Jason: “Doesn’t really explain why me.”

Steph: *sighs* “Have you SEEN what Dick and Tim consider acceptable clothing choices?”

Jason: *cringes*

Steph: “Damian is an obvious no seeing as I’m not actually a masochist, And Cass is out of town.”

Jason: “Why am I always second to Cass?”

Steph: “EVERYONE is second to Cass.”

Jason: “Fair. What about Babs?”

Steph: “Just shut up and help me pick a dress, boy zombie.”

Jason: “Whatever, Blondie.”

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(Cass, dropping off half a dozen nerf guns)

Jason:

Cass: “They’re being annoying.”

Jason: “Oh hell yeah.”

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Tim: “I need help hiding a body.”

Jason:

Tim:

Jason:

Tim:

Jason: “YOU?”

Tim: “What? I didn’t kill him.”

Jason: “Somehow that is so much worse.”

Tim: “Oh, don’t worry, he’s dead.”

Jason:

Tim: “I just need to hide it somewhere for a few weeks.”

Jason:

Tim:

Jason: “Yeah, okay.”

(Three weeks later)

Jason: *watching a video feed of an increasingly paranoid Lex Luthor*

Jason:

Jason: “I don’t even want to know.”

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Babs: “I need your help finding a body.”

Jason:

Jason: *mentally cursing Tim*

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(Bonus)

Bruce:

Jason:

Bruce:

Jason: “Why?”

Bruce: *breaking down* “I can’t take it anymore.”

Jason: “How is this my problem?”

Bruce: “They just won’t STOP.”

Jason: “You do realize you chose to have this many kids, right?”

Bruce: “Where did they even GET Green Lantern themed batarangs?”

Jason:

Jason: “Fine. You can take the couch.”

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Yes I love this. Also can you imagine all of them getting so comfortable there that they give their friends an open invitation to Jason’s place? Without asking Jason.

Billy, holding up two textbooks: I heard you helped with homework.

Jason:

Jason: …Yeah I guess I do.

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Donna, having set up a movie night with snacks in Jason’s apartment: I just needed a break.

Jason:

Donna: *holds up movie choices*

Jason, sitting on the couch, pointing to a movie at random: You know what, me too.

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Jason finding Wally eating his leftover lasagna in the kitchen: not you too

Wally: Dick said this was a good place to stop by for a snack if I was ever in Gotham and didn’t want to also run into Batman.

Jason: Of course he did. I’m going to booby trap my fridge from now on.

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Zatanna: Bruce said I could come here to recover if he’s not in Gotham.

Jason, very worried: should I… should I get a first aid kit?

Zatanna: No, thanks for letting me use your place as an anchoring spot! *locks herself in Jason’s room and starts chanting- crashing sounds come from the room*

Jason, to himself: If anything happens bruce is so getting me a new apartment. And paying for magical damage repair.

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Jason, looking at Conner getting comfortable on the couch with a pillow and blanket: why are you-?

Conner: Clark and I got into a fight and Tim said this was a safe house I could stay at where he wouldn’t think to look for me.

Jason: Fine- but then you have to actually talk through your problems with someone. *realizing* wait, a professional, not me-

Conner, not listening: Well it all started when…

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Bonus:

Jason, walking into this apartment and seeing a handful of teens just mingling and eating: what.

Duke: Oh hey! We needed a place to have our potluck after it started raining.

Jason: what

Duke: I also made dessert! From the recipe you gave me. Want to try some?

Jason this-is-my-life-now Todd: Okay *tastes dessert* oh wow you did a great job! And you used crushed cardamom instead of powdered!

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Jason, a few years later, walking in to see Lian, Mar'i, Jai and Irey wandering around his house: ...well who am I to argue with the universe? C'mon let's go throw a brick at grandpa Bruce's window or something