A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

fuck

Please spread this, this "man" cannot be acquitted because people didn't know what they were doing and mass asked for the wrong charges to be made!

And in some good news today:

anyways the way i see it if you’re lucky enough to get thebootydiaries to snap you back, you’re lucky enough

i thought this said “snap your back” and then “i don’t remember snapping someone’s spine 2day but ok why are they happy”

Reblog if you would let thebootydiaries paralyze you by spinal trauma

i want thebootydiaries to come into my home and snap my spine, killing me instantly

That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again

I dont even know what you’re talking about but im reblogging

A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”

11:30 p.m — “it’s fun cooking at this time!”

Being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is “Peepoo” for the last 30 years of your life

good finally a version of this i can reblog

Ferb’s birthday is on February 29th (leap year day).

ferbuary

Tom hardy’s oddly small princess peach lips have been banished from cinema for 10 years only to be released for a single, all important purpose, kissing venom

had a dream griffin mcelroy was giving tours at the aquarium as like a special guest kind of thing and every time he’d stop in front of an animal he’d be like “alright gang gather round. i have no idea what the FUCK this is” and then we’d move on

So this account has my highest amount of Followers so this girl is from my area and is STILL MISSING??? Hearing about Mollie Tibbetts and such lately everyone is worried about her so feel free to reblog this especially if you’re in Ohio area, or have friends/followers/mutuals in Ohio. I bet her family is scared shitless. Reblog to spread her face and her name!

how u look at ur bank account after u reblogged the money dog and u still have $2.63

The Lighthouse (2019) // It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Mac & Dennis Move to The Suburbs (2016) 

heads up!

please stop reblogging this post

gno

Help Australia

Millions of hectares have burned, a dozen people have died, we’ve had our hottest day on record. More than four times the amount of land burned in California, nine times more than the Amazon. Flames taller than the Sydney Opera House. 

Only donate to safe, verified sites and funds like the ones linked above. Don’t hesitate to link more services on this post, and please, please reblog.

just to add, 5 MILLION hectares is larger than some countries. here’s a tweet with some visuals.

the air quality in sydney is so bad it’s almost equivalent to smoking 37 cigarettes. in some parts the air is so bad it’s exceeded delhi’s pollution when it reached “unbearable” levels last month.

here’s a pic from a town in nsw that was taken at 2pm:

the smoke is so bad it’s drifted across the ocean to new zealand and is polluting their air too. 

the fires are so bad they’re creating their own weather conditions:

what’s really frustrating is our prime minister, scott morrison, doesn’t seem to be taking this seriously:

here’s the article.

here in australia, we’re experiencing first hand the extreme effects of global warming and the changing climate. these fires are the result of years of drought and exceptionally dry conditions.

nsw coastline:

these pictures are of people camping out in/around a lake to escape the fires. these pics were taking in the morning/mid day:

homes are being destroyed, people are dying and our wildlife is being devastated.

i don’t think this is global news, but it should be. please spread the information and inform people.