god i HATE medieval middle school my freaking bullies put me in the iron maiden again

ok guys i get it you watched that jacob geller video and wanna show me how smart u are by dropping an "erm actually" on my post but what youre critically missing here in this reality im imagining is that schools have themes now (medieval, cowboy, space, the simpsons) to keep students engaged and this medieval middle school operates not unlike the "medieval times" chain of restaraunts in which a tacky pastiche of the era is presented for novelty and engagement purposes so having an iron maiden at Medieval Middle School still makes sense in spite of any historical inaccuracies contained within the scenario

I'm gonna prove a point about polling/voting systems

Let's truly solve the age-old question: Who is the most popular starter pokemon?

Below is linked two polls. They have the exact same options, but they both work differently and one is more enlightening than the other. The former uses the classic "winner take all/first past the post" voting while the latter uses approval voting. PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTIONS OF BOTH BEFORE VOTING.

These polls will never close meaning if you find this later, you can still vote. But I will reblog this post with the current results at the end of the year.

PLEASE REBLOG TO EXPAND RESULTS THANK YOU

autism it never die earplugs are my favorite guy quiet im wanting more tell the world stop the roar

i really think rose quartz is the voice of our times she was suicidal she was bisexual she was a libra she was fat she was horny all the time she was pink she went to war against herself she fumbles people who demand emotional intimacy from her she has a very loose grip on reality she loves everything and hates herself she somehow has mommy issues despite belonging to a species where mothers do not exist her boobs are self-made she was into soundcloud rappers she has committed identity theft and a hundred other war crimes she has several pet lions one of which is a zombie and she couldn’t break out of herself. peace and love on planet girl

My doctor gave me phenetermine for appetite control as a "try this and see" before possibly trying Ozempic. It appears to actually be working: for the first time I am getting the "forgetting to eat" phenomenon that a bunch of people talk about but I've never experienced.

I could never get Ritaddervanse because I don't have ADHD and so I just had to get lapped by people on more drugs, but now that I've got an amphetamine derivative of my own, it's all over for you guys. So far you've seen a mere 10% of my power.

By curious coincidence I also recently went on phentermine; can confirm, that shit is powerful. I find myself staring at half-full plates saying "I am no longer hungry for this", and skipping meals by accident.

Interesting, I wonder if I could get a prescription to optimize my body for running purposes..

Sadly, I think the hoop-jumping industry that is US healthcare requires you to have a 30+ BMI to get it.

I'm north of the border, so the reigning joke is that they'll suggest doctor-assisted suicide.

the pounds will rot off your bones when you’re dead!

I think i'm the first cyclist ever injured by a traffic island

skill issue assumed until proven otherwise

Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss

his cadence, his tiny bitchy hand gestures, his cunty little nicknames for people that are insane but also somehow stick to your brain? 

“the problem with ron desanctimonious is that he needs a personality transplant, and those are...... noT yet available.”

if he’d laid the garbage fire of his entire soul aside for a wig and heels back in the 80s, we’d live in a better world. 

Friendly reminder!

It's Tumblr Live Snuesday everyone! Don't forget to Snooze Tumblr Live and tell everyone to do the same!

Galadriel: I grant you all this lembas. A small bite will sustain a man for a full day. 

Frodo: Wow, what gives them so much energy?

Galadriel: You know how dwarves are so hardy as a race?

Gimli: Yeah.

Galadriel: We put some dwarf meat in the bread. 

#little known fact about dwarf meat is its high concentration of energy dense uranium - @shacklesburst

Oh this one is broken broken

Posting my video on here from TikTok. It’s been a hot minute since I was active on this account but dang, this is where it all started 10+ years ago. I MISS Y’ALL 😭

Y'all are actually going to the trouble of repeatedly deactivating tumblr live? I can't imagine hating women that much...

i don’t want to see or be seen by women

She crash on my bandy till I coot

Can somebody please kill me

Stannis: Why did my brothers, The Party Kings, inspire so much love and loyalty while I, Guy Who Let’s A Witch Set People on Fire-

— Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Brothers Karamazov

Fyodor… you would’ve loved the Human Instrumentality Project