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Just in case you wanted an update on how we’re doing at the moment: our Prime Minister gave her conference speech today and had an excruciating coughing fit (the Chancellor of the Exchequer gave her a lozenge)

A prankster went up to her and gave her a P45 form “from Boris”

A closer look:

And as if it couldn’t get any worse, the letter F dropped off the sign behind her:

[insert “no Fs were given” joke here]

Even her staff are low key trolling her:

That’s not to mention the fact that she was wearing a Frida Kahlo bracelet - even though Kahlo was a feminist, communist, artist, Trotsky’s lover, despised all May stands for…

But yes, we are totally and completely fine over here. (Please help us)