i'm like a werewolf but instead of turning into a wolf on the night of the full moon i dont do that and i just stay human
imagine you are the first gay person ever. grug from the cave is looking specially hot today but you have mammoths to hunt so you don't care about that
its so evil that im the only person that lives in texas
/spawn human_man id:895_jerma 10000
this is a desperate for people to hang out with post NOT a jerma post dawn
/kill human_man id:895_jerma 10001
can someone in texas hang out with me now
/spawn entity:the_killer 1
When someone uses “gods” instead of “god” on the internet u know they’re going to b saying some of the cringiest shit u ever heard in ur life
i miss when everyone had a giant, ancient family computer that required family know-how to operate. like you’d go to a friends house and you guys would try to play club penguin or whatever and before you turned it on your friend would be like “oh, before you start up, unplug the mouse four times and kiss the top of the monitor, or the screen will only display in black and white” and you’d just say “ok” and try to pretend their computer wasn’t some kind of evil death machine that smelled like smoke when you ran too many programs
WHY WAS THE WORM SO STRONG
Our original family computer had Duke Nukem 1&2 on it, but if you opened the programs it would immediately crash the computer. The workaround was to open Chex Quest and beat the first level (and first level only!), then quit the program. This would cause the Duke Nukem games to work normally.
no offense but I think past a certain point a lot of people's need for the literal "representation" of their exact lived experiences on screen and in media in general is just another symptom of our ever increasing social alienation. Like you're seeking the wire mother :/
"men always lie" yeah, lie on their back and hold their legs up and moan
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i won’t tell anyone i won the lottery, but there will be signs
this would destroy me
this is how social anxiety feels like u go into a grocery store and theres a wrestler pointing at you
Anonymous asked:
Pregnant woman: eats rabbit
Rabbit soul staring at developing baby: This is where the fun begins
Baby a few years later: Has weird eyes and scampers
why is wanting and needing things so humiliating like yes i do need a hug so what whatever die kys dont look at me i hope you blow up youre nothing leave me alone
