Percy Weasley got his first tattoo at the age of 16 at a Muggle tattoo parlor.
After that first tattoo, when he came of age, he got 3 more.
No one found out until after the war where all the brothers were at the Burrow and he was getting out of the shower and George came in and saw his tattoos.
And you know that George can’t keeps a secret.
how HOW is this the same fucking sentence I...
“you held me like I was your anchor to the planet and I'd never had a better snog.”
Like wtf even is fan fiction at this point
I will only except if it’s  pronounced fuck-e-o
When I call you “B” it can mean ‘bitch’ ‘boi’ or ‘babe’
When I call you “BB” it can mean ‘Bitch boi’ ‘baby’ or ‘bitch baby’
I will never tell you which one you are.
i always feel like a shitty Femme because most Femmes i know don’t shave their legs/body but do wear makeup, but i’m the opposite. never learned and have little desire to wear makeup, but often shave my legs/body. am i alone or are there are other Femme lesbians who do the same???
Shout out to all the characters that have there periods because while there fighting the villain and are on the run with barely any food they somehow managed to deal with the Red Devil as well  literally goddesses.
Can i pretty please get some hurt Sirius with some protective/caring Remus. It's my weakness ❤️
Of course! The Librarian also loves these two boys taking care of each other, and hopes you enjoy this list.
After the events of Harry's third school year come to a close, Remus takes Sirius back to his woodland cottage. In a tender tribute to renewed friendships and old feelings, Remus takes it upon himself to ensure that Sirius receives some of the personal care he had been made to live without for so long.
When the summer between third and fourth year begins, Sirius expects it to be nothing but lazy days, harmless pranks with James, and the occasional meet-up with the rest of his friends from Hogwarts. Those plans go out the window rather quickly when he gets a sudden glimpse of Remus Lupin, a mysterious boy who changes everything about Sirius Black's life and shows him that love will always win in the end.
Healer Sirius Black feels like his life is going through the motions. He is still recovering from the tragic death of his best friends four years prior while doing his best to parent their five-year-old son. However, when a new patient's encounter with a mysterious creature leads him to contact a person from his past, his life gets shaken up into one giant beautiful mess that he isn't sure he knows how to handle.
This is You and Me by Children_of_the_Shadows
The first time Charlus Potter met Remus Lupin, he was reminded of a past he was trying to forget. The first time Dorea Potter met Remus Lupin, she was reminded of her own limitation. The first time James Potter met Remus Lupin, he was indifferent. The first time Sirius Black met Remus Lupin, he threw a punch to his face.
Thanks for asking the Librarian!
omg I love the idea of Teddy being Remus and sirius' son and friends with Harry! Do you maybe know more people who have done anything with this because I love it!
The war ends on Harry's twenty-first Halloween, and, one year later, with nothing truly holding him in that world, Fate takes this opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new, stress-free life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. A life where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived instead, James and Lily are still alive, and that Harry Potter is relatively normal but a downright arse. Dimension-travelling Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why he's fourteen again. And why Fate thinks, in all her infinite wisdom, that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there. +100,000 words, not finished, last updated 2015 (yes i wanna cry)
When Harry wakes up in an alternate timeline--a timeline where Voldemort was defeated long before the first war--he discovers everything is different. His parents, his godfather, his friends--and him. Harry must deal with the consequences of who he would have been if he had been raised by his parents, and figure out where he stands with his casual hook up, Draco Malfoy. +64,000 words, finished, +sequels.
The first time that they kiss is over a hospital bed, and it doesn’t count, because Draco is on duty and potter is on painkillers, and honestly, potter, this is the third time you’re here this week, it’s only wednesday, but Potter laughs and says with that lopsided grin, it’s not my fault dark wizards don’t take vacations, and Draco says, but healers do! what did I ever do to deserve having you as my patient? and Potter laughs and drags draco forward to plant a clumsy kiss on the corner of his mouth and slumps on the bed again, and it’s fine, because Harry is high on meds and Draco could pretend this never happened if he tried hard enough, but Harry is letting Draco bandage him up and he’s still grinning and Draco has to force himself to take his eyes away from brilliant green.
The second time that they kiss, it’s Christmas, in Ginny’s homecoming party, after a wildly successful quidditch season. Draco knows it was a bad idea to be here when he steps through with Pasny and Blaise to see Potter laughing with Ronald, and more so because all people present are couples and it’s just Potter who’s left for Draco to spend the evening with and wouldn’t small talk just be lovely? but then Potter’s eyes light up when he sees Draco, and he says, Aha, good, you’re here. fancy a seeker’s game, one on one? and Draco should say no, but says yes and maybe when Harry catches the snitch Draco doesn’t feel beaten, he feels alive and it’s entirely Potter’s fault. so he swooshes his broom to Potter, and kisses him square on the lips, and Potter laughs and kisses him and laughs again as he says, maybe you should have kept that kiss until midnight, and Draco says, oh, I’m sorry, is the number of kisses between us finite? how many do we have left? and this time when Harry laughs, it’s bright and more heady than any number of times Draco’s caught the snitch.
The eighth time that they kiss, Draco’s lost a patient. he can’t take St. Mango’s white and bare walls, and even the thought of being alone in his flat nauseats him, so he closes his eyes and when he opens them he’s in front of Grimmauld Place, and when Harry opens the door, his small smile vanishes and Draco suddenly regrets coming here, but Harry asks what happened? and Draco says I lost someone, and understanding flashes dark in Harry’s eyes, and he drags Draco inside, let’s him sit on his sofa and gives him tea and kisses him between sips as if he needs Draco as much as Draco needs him, and that thought is absurd, but it’s nice and Draco lets comfort settle deep on his bones.
The fifteenth time they kiss, Harry is moving around in the Grimmauld Place kitchen, Kreacher is moaning about wrong cooking etiquette, and Draco is sat on the kitchen counter, swinging his legs and eating little trinkets idly. he yells comments at Harry to do random things - he doesn’t know what the random things would do, in the context of cooking, but it’s fun to watch Harry alternate between grinning and looking distraught. Harry gets tired of it, eventually, and decides to shut Draco up with his mouth, and he tastes like chocolate and cinnamon and I love you, Draco thinks, but all he says is you got flour in my hair and Harry laughs, snaking his hand in Draco’s hair more thoroughly.
my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance
hahaha
i just read gay porn
Never stop reblogging this
Hi! Do you have any recs on fics with our two idiots pining obliviously and with really, really good build up until they *finally* get together? It's not a must, but bonus points if it has sexual tension + smut. Ty so much for this amazin blog, btw
Hello and thank you for your patience with this list! The Librarian has searched and thinks you’ll enjoy these fics that feature pining, and they’re all rated Mature or Explicit. Happy reading!
The Other Side of the Wall (or Laundry Day is Every Day) by BluBerd Sirius has never been the most moral of people, but he's pretty sure that wanking off to the sounds of Remus having sex is crossing some sort of line.
AMOR VINCIT OMNIA (love conquers all) by @remus-john-lupin Remus, a servant boy to the cruel Emperor Voldemort, meets Sirius, a charming nobleman. Together they fight for freedom and love in Ancient Rome.
the summer you let your hair grow out by @holdoncallfailed an AU story in which sirius decides to go to remus' house when he runs away, rather than james'. remus finds this situation to be trying in more ways than one. includes gratuitous references to twentieth-century cinema and music.
This Is Not Your Year by montparnasse 1979, year of war and obsession and sleep loss and sexual frustration. Sirius is hoping to go out with a bang and not a whimper; enter Remus, stage left.
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straight culture is “breakup prank” being a thing
on their anniversary.
and he still posted it????
Um…excuse me, but why is this labeled as “Straight Culture”? Are you saying this is something only straight people would do, because as a straight person, we aren’t all that stupid. I’m not saying that straight people are better than any other kind of person, I’m just asking that you don’t label us under something so offensive. I mean, how would you feel if I said that (in the right circumstances) this was “gay culture” or “trans culture” or “bi culture”. Doesn’t seem fair does it? Again, I’m not saying all gay/trans/bi people are stupid enough to do this, but neither are straight people. Thank you.
shut up straightie
Oh, fuck you. I tried being as respectful as possible, but yet again you guys just read only what you want! I was just saying straight people aren’t bad people, we are just as good and bad as anybody who is LGBTQ+. You guys want to stop being generalized? Well then stop generalizing us!
straight people are bad
Can you tell me why?
being straight is unnatural
PFGHEYHADFBEHLNCD
WHAT!?
THAT IS LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER HEARD! XD
being straight is a sin
You are joking right? Please tell me this is a joke. Surely nobody could be that stupid.
no i’m serious
I’m starting to question how you have the IQ necessary to use a keyboard if you truly think you are correct here.
it says right on the first page of the bible that god hates cishets
I’m going to argue against this in two parts.
“GOD created Adam and Eve and realized cishets were a mistake.” is the opening line of the bible
It is very clearly not. I’m pretty sure that “cishets” was not a term used back when the bible was written.
that’s fake, actually
Ok, I’m done. Say waht you want, but you are wrong and everyone knows it. You can stop trying now. It would be a waste of your energy, not that I care anyway.
they went and googled the opening fucking line lahlahlusdfghajlfghjl;adhgat
straight culture is freaking the fuck out at being slightly made fun of and doing the absolute most to prove they’re right
This post is smooth in all directions.
smooth like a shark
Hey remember when US and Russia was all like “We’re the best!!! We’ve won the space race!!!!” But India sent a kick-ass space probe to Mars and the whole mission was fuel efficient, costed less and a roaring success in the first try and then they were like “…..wait no that can’t be true” and still have the audacity to call us “underdeveloped” or only view us as a ‘third world country’? :)
Remember when NYT mocked India for this very thing and an TOI (a major indian newspaper) responded with this? :)
They were being racist asf and we were till respectful literally fuck you if you think ‘third world counties’ can’t be better than you
white people can and should reblog this
and shout out to the women engineers integral to the launch
“Indian staff from the Indian Space Research Organisation celebrate after the Mars Orbiter Spacecraft entered Mars’s orbit.
On November 5, 2013, a rocket launched toward Mars. It was India’s first interplanetary mission, Mangalyaan, and a terrific gamble. Only 40 percent of missions sent to Mars by major space organizations—NASA, Russia’s, Japan’s, or China’s—had ever been a success. No space organization had succeeded on its first attempt. What’s more, India’s space organization, ISRO, had very little funding: while NASA’s Mars probe, Maven, cost $651 million, the budget for this mission was $74 million.
This was not the only success of the mission. An image of the scientists celebrating in the mission control room went viral. Girls in India and beyond gained new heroes: the kind that wear sarees and tie flowers in their hair, and send rockets into space.”
there’s a movie adaptation of this! it’s obviously more dramatized/they use different names but i really really loved the movie! it’s called mission mangal and it was the first time i had heard of this and i was so surprised that literally? no one talked about it??? what they accomplished is incredible.
ALSO, Mangalyaan launched in 2013 and was meant to be a 6 month mission. It’s been in orbit around Mars now for more than 5 years and has enough propellant to keep going for even longer.
“The kind that wear sarees and tie flowers in their hair, and send rockets into space.”
FUCK YES. THIS IS THE TYPE OF REPRESENTATION I’VE BEEN HERE FOR!!
I love how the dudes at back are pure happy!!
-Ok but a pansexual Ron who is confused about his sexuality because he remembers having feelings for Hermione, but now can’t stop thinking about Blaise and he’s just confused
- So he confronts Sirius because he sees how Sirius is so comfortable with Remus and Ron is just like, how did you know??
-So Sirius helps Ron like the good uncle he is (not biologically his uncle but you get it), and Ron figures out that he is Pansexual and is just relieved that he knows now
-An asexual Luna, who isn’t afraid to tell everyone what she is, and Ginny is there beside her and is so proud of her girlfriend who she loves so much
-Ginny and Harry, who thought they had to be the couple that everyone wanted them to be, but realize that they love each other like a brother and sister, and part as friends
-Draco, who is so self-conscious because he was raised to think that he had to marry a pureblood girl and shouldn’t be feeling this way over Potter of all people
-Harry who befriends Draco but is scared to come out to him because he thinks that Draco will stop being friends with him and he doesn’t want that because god Draco is the best thing that’s happened to him in so long
-Draco is so scared that if Harry finds out, he’ll end their friendship and will tell everyone his secret, even though he knows that would really never happen
-So Harry and Draco confront Hermione and Pansy (separately) about what to do and Hermione and Pansy just groan because ugh they are so in love and don’t even know it
-So they devise a plan to get their idiotic best friends together, and while planning they realize they have feelings for one another and are just like wow how did I not see this before
-Dean and Seamus who have loved each other since first year and secretly got married right before Dean went into hiding and after the war they are literally never seen apart and they just love each other so much it hurts
-Neville, who in 8th year has to kiss Theo during a game of truth or dare and doesn’t think it will affect him the way it does and it feels like he’s about to explode and he and Theo just keep kissing even after their friends tell them it’s ok to stop before leaving them to it and moving the game elsewhere
-Theo, who has never seen someone get so excited as Neville over plants, but loves his enthusiasm and helps him in the greenhouse and god how can someone just be so cute and lovable?
-Neville is insecure over his weight because he doesn’t think he’s beautiful, but Theo tells him that’s one of the things he loves him for, because he’s just so soft and warm and cuddly and oh my god
-Greg, who never got over Vincent’s death, but Draco, Pansy, Blaise and Theo help him to keep going and realize that Vincent would have wanted him to be happy and slowly heals
-Marcus, who doesn’t know how anyone could ever love him, and doesn’t know how he could love someone as much as he loves Oliver
-Oliver who helps Marcus realize his self-worth and that how does he not realize how amazing he is??
-just a big gay Hogwarts where everyone is gay and in love
Lol I have thought about these so much. Feel free to add anything if you want, these are just my Gay Hogwarts headcanons
Title: Taste of Love
Pairing: James Sirius/Teddy
Rating: Explicit:
WC: 9K
Summary: There are several moments in Teddy’s life he knows he won’t ever forget. The day Harry first took him flying and he wet his trousers. Being sorted at Hogwarts. Making Head Boy. Realizing he was pansexual. Being accepted as an Unspeakable.
This is one of those moments. His dick gets hard so fast it almost hurts, and without even consciously deciding to do so he arches his hips up, letting out a little moan.
James hums, kissing his way up the side of Teddy’s neck and across the sharp curve of his jawline up towards his ear. “You wanna be my good boy?”
A/N: So I didn’t get a chance to make any pretty graphic for this fic but I was too excited to post it to wait soooo….I hope you guys enjoy. And thank you @whiskyandwildflowers for being the best beta ever
