Exploding in the kiln on purpose for attention
they match....
nawksjdks 💀
have you met a single tumblr user who hasn't advocated for firefox???? what else am i meant to say my dude
i hate job hunting more than anything else in the world
me: i'd like a job, please
the person who gives out the jobs (actually an oversized march hare sitting behind a desk, dictating to a crow that taps out the letters with its beak):
“If Employmente ye do seek, Attend this interview next week;
Four tasks you must perform for me, And once that's done, a further three.
Pass the test, and twelve days hence, You may receive your recompense.
But heed my warning: if you fail, We'll send you naught but a stock email.”
if you think about it, much of the advice for job interviews is very similar to the advice for dealing with the Fair Folk:
- come prepared. remember that the normal code of conduct does not apply here. the power is largely in their hands, so you must play by their rules or suffer the consequences
- be very careful about how much eye contact you make
- they will try to trick you
- choose your words wisely, lest they be turned against you. don't lie - but also don't be completely honest. similarly, trust nothing that is said to you; it might be true in letter, but not in spirit, and is doubtless intended to manipulate
- never apologise. an apology implies wrongdoing.
- wearing specific clothing might improve your chances
- reveal as little information about yourself as possible
- if you please them, you may receive a Boon (employment)
i hate job hunting more than anything else in the world
me: i'd like a job, please
the person who gives out the jobs (actually an oversized march hare sitting behind a desk, dictating to a crow that taps out the letters with its beak):
“If Employmente ye do seek, Attend this interview next week;
Four tasks you must perform for me, And once that's done, a further three.
Pass the test, and twelve days hence, You may receive your recompense.
But heed my warning: if you fail, We'll send you naught but a stock email.”
if you think about it, much of the advice for job interviews is very similar to the advice for dealing with the Fair Folk:
- come prepared. remember that the normal code of conduct does not apply here. the power is largely in their hands, so you must play by their rules or suffer the consequences
- be very careful about how much eye contact you make
- they will try to trick you
- choose your words wisely, lest they be turned against you. don't lie - but also don't be completely honest. similarly, trust nothing that is said to you; it might be true in letter, but not in spirit, and is doubtless intended to manipulate
- never apologise. an apology implies wrongdoing.
- wearing specific clothing might improve your chances
- reveal as little information about yourself as possible
- if you please them, you may receive a Boon (employment)
she’s literally me
I want a good grade in TSA, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
*scrolling*
not reading that sorry
not reading that sorry
squeak now or forever hold your cheese? lol!
not reading that sorry
goodnight scalpels goodnight erlenmeyer flasks goodnight test tubes goodnight lab coat goodnight safety goggles goodnight bunsen burners goodnight green liquid oozing in the corner goodnight lab rats goodnight tongs goodnight petri dishes goodnight funnels goodnight pipets goodnight
if I went to a medical doctor and found out they were some kind of youtube/tiktok celebrity I'd be out of there SO fast
ill never forget the dream i had about this show on nickelodeon that was kind of like malcom in the middle and even stevens and it was called Bitchboy Naughty and like every time they went to a commercial it would fade out w/ kids singing “Bitchboy naughtyyyyyy’ i wish u could hear this tune bc its been stuck in my head for months
protip that nobodys zooming in on every little grain in your artwork and its okay to use a different brush if u want and its okay to not color every pixel in bc lbr we all forget sometimes.. your art can be a little messy
Make your art so I can zoom in on every pixel. Do it over and over until it’s right. Strive for perfection and achieve it.
dude thats such crazy advice. come have lunch with me
It’s not. What’s the point of making art if you’re not trying to make the best art you can make. Art is the only place in life that perfection is possible, so you might as well try to achieve it. Don’t discourage people from being better than they can imagine themselves to be.
me to my five year old son when he draws another bullshit crayon stick figure
They actually made a formal set of guidelines for practice practice aboard ISS when the first Malaysian astronaut got to go to space!
If you have a little cat. And you come home, from outside. Remember this: they cannot ask you questions in the way another human can. And you cannot tell them things the way you can amswer another human. So when they sniff you. And you let them sniff you. That's them asking about your day.
gudaho
Every single kid in soul eater could beat up any kid from boku no hero academia. Its bc of the Nevada tap water
“this filter will show you if your teeth are yellow” “this filter will show you if your nose is perfect” “this filter will show you if your face is symmetrical” “this filter will show you if your lips are big” how about if we all blew up our phones forever
