it’s almost as if Tolkien knew what he was talking about
It’s almost as if Tolkien personally witnessed one of the bloodiest wars in human history and then used that to fuel his writing.
I swear I’ve gone my whole life not understanding what was even slightly attractive about Ryan Gosling but him being Ken has completely changed my mind.
The man is flawless. A hero. Adorable. Top tier. A perfect Ken and dare I say it, a perfect 10
honestly really sexy of tumblr to keep follower numbers private. how many people are following me? you'll never know unless I tell you. maybe it's a million, or a thousand, or five, or maybe it's just you. maybe you're the only one here, all by yourself, unable to see if there's anyone standing next to you.
and you'd never know, because status here is based on opinion and not numbers; how popular you think someone is is a vibes-only calculation, and besides the chronological algorithms-optional feed, it's genuinely the best thing tumblr's ever done.
every other social media site: here's how many followers this person has
tumblr:
Free my man he did all of that but I need to fuck him nasty style
THE BANANAS ARE GAY
THESE BANANAS
THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE GAY
BELATED HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE
The entire tech industry needs to unionize and do this. They're incredibly abused by their employers and bc it's one of the newest industries there are *zero* worker protections for them.
This is... exactly what it’s like teaching preschool
the most annoying people are the ones who just reply "no 💖" to recovery/self-improvement posts
THE WET BOX
ill never forgive you guys for reblogging the version without the wet box addition now there's edgelords in my notes and nobody gets to hear about the wet box
pasta expands and spinach shrinks. if we could have them mate we may be able to creayte a food which does not change at all when cooked
