if i was the dead wife in a male protagonist’s tragic backstory my dead wife hazy memory montage would be me laughing while scrolling my own tumblr blog
i feel like everyone's really glossing over the fact that allan canonically killed someone. there is a doll IN CANON with a kill count. i love him
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
I’m so tired of hot actors with no actual talent or magnetism. we need more ugly little cuntservers giving performances that fuck so hard you leave the theatre with road rash. willem dafoe if you’re out there
People in the notes like “excuse you but X actor is sexy as hell how dare you imply-” shut up shut up “ugly” in this context means not conventionally attractive like OF COURSE Danny DeVito is sexy we’re not arguing that but he’s not Chris Evans washboard abs supermodel face. Discussions on beauty standards get derailed so often because people hear “beauty” and think, “oh! My taste!” BEAUTIFUL EXISTS AS A SOCIAL STATUS THAT IS BASED ON BIGGER THINGS THAN PERSONAL ATTRACTION THERE IS A WORLD PAST YOUR SUBJECTIVITY
Help me I'm going as barbie for this event at my school but like only 2 kids dress up everytime and I have social anxiety so I dont want to embarrass myself wish me luck
Guys I just tried on the costume and I look like absolute ass I’m changing my mind💀
Guys I'm reconsidering it this is gonna be a rollercoaster
crazy seeing rightwing people calling the barbie movie anti-men considering i’m pretty sure the “i’m just ken” song did more good for men’s mental health than any number of their shitty little incel forums combined
Help me I'm going as barbie for this event at my school but like only 2 kids dress up everytime and I have social anxiety so I dont want to embarrass myself wish me luck
Guys I just tried on the costume and I look like absolute ass I’m changing my mind💀
Help me I'm going as barbie for this event at my school but like only 2 kids dress up everytime and I have social anxiety so I dont want to embarrass myself wish me luck
its so fucked up how difficult it is to move to another country you shouldn’t need a reason or anything you should be able to show up at the border and be like “the vibes were off back home” and they should let you in
you can like tits. you can be in the cock fandom. we are sex positive in this house. bodies are beautiful
Wow this sucks I'm gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you
magical girl transformation but theres no pretty lights or sparkles just grotesque and blood curling body mutation layered by the sounds of joints cracking bones snapping and muscles twisting unnaturally and she looks like a normal magical girl at the end
why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year
God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like
on a scale of “dapper” to “fuckboy” how would you rate your taste in gnc womens fashion
wait actually
“credit goes to the artist! :)”
well unfortunately it really fucking didn’t, is the thing