@victoriaPOW

Now that gay marriage is legal in Nevada does that mean drunk straight dudes in Las Vegas can accidentally get married.

#’accidentally’#’suppose we have to spend the rest of our lives together now bro’

#if this isn’t the next big fanfic trope

Who else waves like that con?

I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours

Reading this was so satisfying woah

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WHY DO I EVEN LEAVE THE INTERNET, SERIOUSLY

it ended here because nobody knows what the wiggly brackets are called

Instant regret

#TylerOnEllen

so it was my best friend’s 16th birthday and we had this really intense sexual tension since i kissed him by accident this one time and we were with all our other friends so he took me into another room and said “i literally think i’m in love with you” and then we just kissed for like half an hour until he finally started pulling my shirt up but then his mom walked in and didn’t even flinch like literally “hey son i’m ordering pizza oh hi girl who is making out with my son” and kept talking and we were just standing there uncomfortably and when we finally unfroze he yelled “MOM IT’S MY BIRTHDAY” and that’s the story of the first time my fiancé told me he loved me.

oh my god the ending

This website is full of really sweet content tonight and for once I’m actually in the mood to enjoy it

Wow we

i’m fucking screaming

Ha ha ha shit

when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop

i love when tyler is with his family :)

Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via

ahkep

(via danielshelley)

This is what happens when Piglet finds out you have ham on your plate (at Crystal Palace)

GOING TO CLICK ON A NEW TAB AND ACCIDENTALLY EXITING OUT OF THE ENTIRE WINDOW

MY DAD WALKED IN ON ME FILMING THIS IM SCREAMING