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How to handle your husband when he pisses you off.

new undies: cute stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

FREE LIGHTNING TATTOOS

Free. Lightening. Tattoos.

God bless

WHAT?!

I need this on my blog.

On my blog? I need this IN MY LIFE.

Nom nom.

First I was like “holy fuck that’s a shitload of bread though”. BUT WHEN IT’S SLICED IT IS JUST PERFECT 

Why can’t my girlfriend do this

Because you’re a grown ass motherfucker capable of doing this and it’s not your girlfriends job.

when someone insults you and you suddenly become self conscious about everything

FUCKIN BEDS MAN

THIS ONE IS LIKE A FUCKIN EGG AND IT CAN LIGHT UP AND IT’S CUSHY

THIS ONE’S ALL SUSPENDED AND SCIENCE-Y

THIS ONE LOOKS NATURISH BUT THEN IT’S LIKE BAM AND HAS THESE LITTLE ICE PLASTIC SHIT GOIN ON IT’S SO COOL

THIS ONE HAS A FUCKING SNUGGLE CORNER UNDER THE STAIRS

BOING BOING MOTHERFUCKERS

SHIPPITY SHIP SHIP

HERES ONE WITH A FUCKIN NEST IF YOU LIKE THAT SHIT

BEDS

Mischief? XD LOL

try to draw a new angle :DDD

Have some faith in humanity!

THE LAST ONE.

I reblogged so fast for the last one.

I’ve seen many cruelties in this world, but those are small in comparison to the kind light shown by many. This makes me cry because it shows there is hope for this world.

I’m far to emotional to see this right now!

always reblog.

okay now literally crying.

#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one

#SCIENCE BRO FEELS

#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one

SCIENCE BROS 5EVA

i like how they both just take a second to register what just happened

Michael’s letter of recommendation for Dwight.

can we just appreciate that at that point the Order was like 80% Weasley

Her room is as pink as her cheeks………………

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

Scientifically and psychologically speaking, long periods of physical contact or just closeness stimulate chemicals in the brain that promote trust. If you’ve ever slept while cuddling somebody you just met, you know how incredibly comfortable you feel with them after you wake up, as if you’ve known each other for years. So yes, a long nap together is actually the ideal date if your goal is a relationship based on trust.

Don’t do that

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

If this doesn’t hit you like a ton of bricks then idefk

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

drinking permit

She gives her boyfriend the PS4 he really wanted

awwww

This is so cute😭