im going to bed for a week
sleepvtea
Straight boys be like
“?????? you fuckign talk to me?????????????????? duh???”
this is the offical ‘i care’ symbol this is how it works: basically you reblog this and your followers know that you care and that they can message you about anything anon or not and you will reply back or at least look at there message. if you care about your followers please reblog
randoidolchatbot
if any of you need to talk you can always message me!!
Source: token
STAY👏THE👏 FUCK👏 HOME !!
STAY👏THE👏 FUCK👏 HOME !!
I work at a CU pleae stat home.
dailyweareoneexo
SUHO 수호 The 1st mini album [‘자화상 (Self-Portrait)’] 🎧 2020.03.30 6PM (KST)
mamacastiel
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
greeedybastard
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
March 15 again and here we go…
Last week I joked that my very cerebral, retired-police-chief-grandpa is basically Holt from Brooklyn 99 and then today someone said, “damn, we’re out of decaf” and he just deadpans “well there’s no need to get hysterical.”
Yesterday he said “if you need to insult the same person twice you’ve already failed in your goal to devastate them”
My Yaya was trying to remember the name of a guy who stole money from her in high school today and my grandpa instantly pipes up “his name was Bernie Ryan and he was a scoundrel”
i emailed them as a joke and they gave me a scarily realistic response and i was too scared o say anything back
masochist-incarnate
i emailed them and i never got a reply, i’d like you to show yours
i-change-too-often
@masochist-incarnate this is the response I got
hundreds, perhaps billions
People talking about "Single ladies, let's head into Valentine's day like boss. We don't need men!"
BrO they only thing I'm gonna be heading into is depression this Valentine's day
It's gonna be girls and guys all over each other and giving kissing and gifts in my SCHOOL hallway. SCHOOL. I'm gonna have Bullet to The Heart blaring in my headphones! Just going down the hallway BuLlEt To ThE hEaRttttttttt! BULLET TO THE HEART. BULLET TO THE HEART!
ok but train tickets in the UK are eXpEnSiVe
Anonymous asked:
What's your sexuality
stupid
