strawberry mice cream
what’s your favorite part about being a tumblr user?
Informing the world that you use Tumblr. It’s my best “putting your money where your mouth is” joke.
nice shoelaces!
Thanks! I stole them from a man
which man? this is crucial information here
The man who lives inside my shoelaces.
Did he live in your shoelaces before you stole them or did you imprison him within the shoelaces after stealing them?
I took him from his natural habitat and placed him in a captive setting (my shoelaces) to learn his ways. After some time he began talking to me and revealed that his secret plan was to take over the world by causing the death of a single person in a lab accident. He told me that he could not do this by himself, so I agreed to help him.
I think this should be the new secret code
some of my fave crow facts
- they stay in touch with their parents and relatives well into adulthood; they help raise future offspring by building and guarding nests, bringing food, and taking care of their younger siblings. those who leave have been known to return and visit their family visit years later.
- roosts can have a literal pecking order, where older and more dominant crows will sleep at the top of trees/electrical lines etc, so you can sometimes tell where a crow is in the hierarchy by whether or not they have bird poop on them by the morning.
- they have been known to build decoy nests to throw off predators (including humans) if they sense that they’re being watched while nest building. they’ll construct a fake one whilst actually building a real one elsewhere that they return to when they’re not being watched.
- different crows have different “dialects” based on where they live, even if they’re the same species. crows can sound drastically different from region to region, as they learn their language based on where they were born and grew up.
- they are songbirds, and apart from the distinct caw, they also make a wide variety of other sounds including whistles, chirps, barks, and clicks.
- yes they can remember human faces and have a superb ability to recognize people they like/dislike, as well as pass on this information to other crows.
- they are extremely intelligent problem solvers and have been known to, as one example, toss walnuts onto roads and wait for cars to run over and crack them open before retrieving them.
- they love to play and can be incredibly mischievous, and will tug on the tails of much larger animals for no other reason other than for fun and to get a reaction.
- they forage for food in little groups, where a few of them look for food whilst a couple of others will be perched higher up nearby to keep watch.
- they host “funerals,” where huge numbers will gather around a dead crow, exchanging loud and alarmed caws.
- they form deep and long lasting social bonds with other crows, not just their mates or direct family.
- they can also form deep and lasting friendships with humans who are kind to them, which can last not only for their whole lifespan but also continue through their offspring.
I love you people who over-analysis one scene, I love you people who look at small detail that people haven't noticed, I love you people who take characters and characteristics seriously, I love you people who noticed subtext, I love people who over analysis media or TV shows in general I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life
“Everything great that ever happened in this world happened first in somebody’s imagination.”
— Astrid Lindgren, Pippi Longstocking
Engineers going to uni for years to learn what beavers 🦫 know intuitively. Embarrassing.
love doing something I call ‘the big leaf test’ where I put my hand on a leaf and if the leaf is bigger than my hand I go damn that’s crazy
An over 400 million year old, unproblematic dynasty











