Spring season is over and the beard is making a comeback. The only issue with shaving for spring clinics and games (as well as fall games) is how much greyer it comes in the next time...
clownasaurus-deactivated2020100
idk it looks like the original scene to me
I do like that the original artist has chosen to draw Sulu with a tender, lovesick expression on his face.
George Takei should have played a sad gay cowboy at some point.
Hey people I used to talk to a lot a while ago...
So... How you been?
Me? I'm important at work. Still doing the ref thing. Still married to Linds. I have a trans son and lesbian daughter out of the five kids, one who is about to go to college to also be an engineer like their old man.
Politics are fucking crazy and the GOP seem to have it out for my fucking family. Wake me up when the boomers die off and maybe we can move forward in this country...
Xbox users, this month you can donate points to the naacp and microsoft doubles the donation.
So if you are like me and don't do anything with your points, now's the time to make a difference. I just emptied my account of points.
Christmas Eve is the feast of the seven fish. I had all the kids home on Wednesday, so it was a combined Christmas Eve and Christmas day. The middle child even helped with the ridiculous amount of cooking I was doing.
Fried shrimp and calamari, aglio e olio with anchovy, calamari stew... It was a good day.
Want
See?!?!? I thought porn was banned!
So I popped in today and saw I've been followed by a dozen porn blogs... So porn is back to being ok here now that they've done all they can to practically kill the site??
7 + 8 = 15
Carry the 1…
3 + 4 = 7, which equals 75!
crypticveil
48 + 20 = 68
*counting with fingers* 69-70-71-72-73-74-75
jessafar
So i saw (27-2) + (48+2) = 25 + 50 => 75
notmybesttry
2 + 4 = 6, 7 + 8 =15, 6 + 1 = 7 => 75
My brain does 20+40, and then 7+8, then I add 60+15.
My brain looks for a piece of paper 😬
Estimate:
27->25
48->50
So it'll be around 75.
Refine:
27->25 means -2
48->50 means +2
75-2+2=75
That's how common core math works, too, btw...
The rich white folks. He won't kill them though...
I'm going to open a Brazilian wax salon called "shave paradise and put up a parking lot"
OR MAYBE YOU WERE WORKING FULL TIME AND PARENTING SIMULTANEOUSLY.
OR MAYBE YOU WERE UNEMPLOYED.
OR DEPRESSED.
OR FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.
SUUUUUCK A DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!
Yeah, I’m seconding that. I’m still working 8-10 hours a day from home with constant interruptions from the five bored kids and my even more bored wife, and I’m rushing from waking up to working to cooking dinner, and I’ve never had less time. At least at the office I could have a moment to myself after everyone else left.
Maybe all the above. Leave me alone, I’m trying to survive yet another trauma.
Agreed, my client thinks that since I don't have a commute, I can work during my commute time. So I'm working more and dealing with kids, making meals, etc... Honestly, I need a vacation after this pandemic!
I’m right and I should say it
Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?
“Hey”
“Hey”
“Hey Dork.”
“I am not a dork.”
“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”
actually-al
“Whats up buttholes”
“Shut up Loser”
“Hey maaaan”
“Hey maaaaan”
Or
“Hey stoop-stoops”
“No”
“Who are you?”
jacksoopticboop
“Hey shithead”
“Hey dickface”
“Whaddup slut”
snicketty-snook
*Hey ‘name of sibling’* *Get out of my room*
“Hey nerd” “What do you want”
“Sup bitch”
“Fuck off”
gods-little-punk
*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*
“what”
“what do you want for dinner”
patient-positivity
That last one!!!
moonphanter
Passing each other in a corridor/when entering or exiting a room/in the stairs/wherever:
*drops into battle-poses and makes pterodactyl screeches while fake-swinging and kicking at each other before continuing on as if nothing happened*
Once my brother walked into my room with skyrim music playing from his pocket and told me “no lollygaggin”
jackthenotverygreat
one time I walked into my little sisters room blasting the Thomas the train theme but I did it too fast so I got dizzy and my vision went to static and I fell to the floor and all I could hear was the Thomas the train theme and a distant ‘what the fuck’ as I lay motionless on the floor, wallowing in the misery I had brought upon myself. I still haven’t lived that down.
like imagine being my sister- your already strange older brother kicks your door open, blasting thomas the train, and just fucking collapses
bulletproofrevenge
“ay yo! underwear gremlin! go to bed!” is something i have said to my brother and then he runs into my room to say no
kaprice-sun
Me: *kicks door open*
My older sis: What, idiot?
Me: Mom says to eat dinner.
Older sis: No.
Me: ‘ight *screeches all the way down the hall*
I'm in my 40s, brother in his late 40, sister just turned 40 and other sister mid 30s.
Me: "What the fuck do you want?"
I haven't seen my kids in 4 weeks.
My ex is a type-1 diabetic and a nurse, so she's scared to hell of getting the virus so I told her I was ok with not having the kids a few weekends until things calm down a bit.
I miss my kids.
If anyone starts quoting Bible verses or claims this is the end of times because of Revelations, be sure to mention to them that Donald Trump is then the Antichrist.