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The Barbie movie looks so good ❤️

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Lime/Vibe. Danish 🇩🇰 but living in Finland 🇫🇮 I love my boyfriend ❤️ Warning: I have not been this excited about Barbie since I was 15

reblog to enlist your mutuals in building the House :)

I have made a strategical error

This continues to be the funniest thing that's ever happened to me on this website

With your help we can get to 30% flesh!!!

FLESH! FLESH! FLESH!

At the haunted house (chanting): flesh, flesh-

Ghosts: flesh, FLESH

House (pounding her doors): FLESH, FLESH, FLESH!

Of course this thing is mostly flesh. What is a human body if not a house of a billion microorganisms haunted by a soul wholly unknowable to it's residents?

“it’s weird for queer minors to be friends with queer adults” oh my god. ohhh my god.

intergenerational community support, especially in a community that is split so much age wise as the queer community, is immensely fucking important. get to know older queers and younger queers. this is how communities frazzle out and die to infighting.

the hypothetical queer adult that people are mad over in the post this is refrencing is 35 years old. only 35.

its weird for any minors to be friends with any adults, queer or not. There should be no reason why unrelated adults or minors should be making close relationships in any sense outside of professional ones. I understand wanting education, but they can be taught when they are adults as well.

is this a joke.

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If you believe there is something inherently wrong with adults being friends with teens, you've been brainwashed into believing that every adult sees youth as a form solicitation.

This makes you part of the problem.

Tbh the only bad thing about having adult friends is as you get older, so do they, and if the place you used to talk about is defunct, you from time to time think about if they're even alive anymore

Anonymous asked:

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! (ू•‧̫•ू⑅)♡

Thank you for the prompt dear Anon! 🥺

Here's my top 5 things that make me happy;

1. My boyfriend 🥰

2. My family's cat 🐱

3. Living in Finland 🇫🇮

4. My friends 😊😊😊

5. Video games 🎮

Staff is the kind of little bitches that would try to make an ironic sparkledog and somehow manage to make it so oppressively mainstream and try-hard that it just comes off as pathetically corporate memphis

This is, for the record, different from a corporate memphis sparkledog created in the right spirit, which would actually kinda fucking rule

Giving into the “Make a drink based on your blog aesthetic” picrew chain and it’s honestly so cute. Go give it a try if you haven’t already! Picrew is HERE

I think this represents the blog and the theme pretty well. I couldn’t help but go for the city lights. 

Tagging everyone! Boom! Tagged! Do it because you want to, I just wanted to, so I think you should too.

I wasn’t tagged, but I’m not complaining; this looks like a fun little Picrew to try!

Now, not sure if this describes the “aesthetic” of my blog, per say, but there’s nothing I like more than a glass of fruit punch~ 🍓🍎🍒🍊

Since I mainly currently post Wreck-It Ralph stuff, but it’s a bit of a mixture of character roleplays (each character with a different aesthetic I cherish), arts and edits, and just general conversations or a couple of random non-WIR related items, I decided to make my drink a mixture of various flavors.

I also like a slight mature/seasoned taste in my stories, gotta have the mints sprinkled in there, too. Plus, there is added sugar for the Sugar Rush theme. And there is a simple white, bendy straw because I am simple, but I still like a little fun.

Also, there’s no ice- ice waters my flavors down! I am not a fast drinker.

And anyone else who wants to join!

Thanks Tessa for the tag <3

Here’s my blog’s drink. (the name came from the last thing I drank)

tagging @sylvasa​ and @sam-the-moth

Tekstitykset sekaisin Ylellä

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Finnish public broadcasting company YLE accidentally had wrong subtitles over The Moomins.

Moominmamma: Where is that bold lesbian I fell in love with? Little My: Fucking shit Groke: Come on now, Mervi! He(?) keeps touching everyone* Moomintroll: You’ve just got a too sexy ass for your own good.

*(assuming it’s he. Finnish is gender neutral language so we don’t know who the gender pronoun se is referring - but since Mervi is girl’s name, I assume se means a guy.)

So this reminds me of that one time a swedish politcal debate got it's subtitles mixed up with a kid's show (at least at local newspaper Smålandsposten):

Former leader of the liberal party (liberalerna), Jan Björklund: "I'm building the best sand castle in the galaxy!"

One of the former leaders of the green party (Miljöpartiet), Åsa Romson: "Greetings, earthling!"

Former leader of the left party (Vänsterpartiet), Jonas Sjöstedt: "Ants? Ants!"

Former leader of the social democrat party (socialdemokraterna), and former swedish prime minister, Stefan Löfven: "The latest invention: the amazing dinosaur-train...submarine!"

Former member of parliament for the christian democrats (kristdemokraterna), Andreas Carlson: "Ignore the norms, dinousaurs comes in all forms!" *

*The more correct translation is possibly "dinosaurs comes in all shaped and sizes", but then it wouldn't rhyme. And it DOES rhyme in swedish!

Source: iltalehti.fi

Hi there! I know that this isn’t the best time to ask this but I am reaching out to you with a heavy heart and a plea for assistance for my cat Canto who is FIV positive, he is in dire need of dental care. Please see my pinned post on this blog and if its okay, please do share it or boost it as it would really mean the world to me. Please do send me a message to reply or answer the ask privately as I just want to avoid other people to think im a spambot or what, praying you’d consider. Please stay safe! 🥺🙏

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NO.

Before I… crack them open?

....before you put them in here:

the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:

sorry i meant boil not cook

WHAT IS THAT

It's an egg cooker!

It's like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and ...the baby boils eggs.

Even better news about German egg related gadgets… the Eierköpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly

No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane

nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.

Hehehe ihr habt Eier gesagt

I couldn't sleep last night because I was thinking of a concept I've only seen being used in Finnish (compared to Danish and English) and that's how affermative and negative responses are being delivered

For example

If someone asks me in English

"Are you from Denmark"

I would answer simply

"Yes"

or

"Yes, I am"

but if someone asked me in Finnish

"Oletko kotoisin Tanskasta?"

The response I've most often seen would be

"Olen" without kyllä or joo

Similarily if the response is negative

For example

"Are you from Germany?"

I would say

"No"

or

"No, I am not"

in Finnish that would be

"Oletko kotoisin Saksasta?"

and my response should be

"En ole" without ei (except in 3rd person as in "ei ole")

Now those are just my observations, and there could be different customs in other parts of Finland (I live in Pirkanmaa)