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equalistmako

the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment???

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equalistmako

*narrows eyes*

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angel-on-vacation

As I said before give 1 of 2 responses: 1) Smile and shake you head and point to nothing, “Oh no, he doesn’t like pizza.” Then close the door. 2) Wide eyes and whisper in a scared voice. “You can see her too.”

IT GOT BETTER

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coneygoil

Turn around and yell at the nothing “You were supposed to stay hidden!”

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels

Harry Potter and Oh This Looks Like A Cute Franchise

Harry Potter and Hermione’s Hair is Still Fluffy

Harry Potter and the Year they Constantly Wore Muggle Clothing

Harry Potter and the Year No One Got  a Hair Cut

Harry Potter and the Year of that One Blue Shirt

Harry Potter and Wow This Just Got Really Dark

Harry Potter and REALLY THE FUCKING OWL WAS THAT NECESSARY

Harry Potter and if The Character You Love Wasn’t Dead Already, They Are Now

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butch-king-frankenstein

I was going to make a post complaining about this pretentious dude in my Buddhist philosophy class but then I remembered I was also in a Buddhist philosophy class

“I was in a manga store buying pocky when this WEEABOO walked in…”

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5000letters
Kiss her. Slowly, take your time, there’s no place you’d rather be. Kiss her but not like you’re waiting for something else, like your hands beneath her shirt or her skirt or tangled up in her bra straps. Nothing like that. Kiss her like you’ve forgotten any other mouth that your mouth has ever touched. Kiss her with a curious childish delight. Laugh into her mouth, inhale her sighs. Kiss her until she moans. Kiss her with her face in your hands. Or your hands in her hair. Or pulling her closer at the waist. Kiss her like you want to take her dancing. Like you want to spin her into an open arena and watch her look at you like you’re the brightest thing she’s ever seen. Kiss her like she’s the brightest thing you’ve ever seen. Take your time. Kiss her like the first and only piece of chocolate you’re ever going to taste. Kiss her until she forgets how to count. Kiss her stupid. Kiss her silent. Come away, ask her what 2+2 is and listen to her say your name in answer.

Azra.T “this is how you keep her” (via 5000letters)

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pickledmcnuggetsandfries
King George: Hi, America, it’s George. I’m just calling to say that, um, everything’s fine and I’m really happy for you and your constitution. Obviously, I am over you. I am over you. And that, my friend, is what they call closure.
Washington: You’re over me? When, when were you
Washington:...
Washington:...under me?
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falulu

I don’t get this whole fascination or desire with women to be smaller than their significant other.

Ladies. You do not have to be smaller than your partner, you do not.

You are not any less feminine if you are taller or fatter than your partner

You are amazing

Hold your head up high and take up that space 

Don’t be ashamed