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Tough Muffin Full of Spite

@yellingintothevoid / yellingintothevoid.tumblr.com

You can call me Soch. I like sharks, dinosaurs, writing, and porn. I blog/reblog whatever catches my interest, so expect pictures of boobs and dicks in amongst the gifs of cute kittens and tigers. 

im watching OZ from the start, for the first time in almost a decade. its exactly as over the top as i remember. s1 is v necessary for character establishment so we see how they evolve and get fucked up

but man i wanna get to s2 and start the beecher/keller disaster ride.

also the dumbass aging drug plotline, the one that made @sharpestrose nope out of the show originally. ‘make me old, gloria’ still one of tv’s best/worst lines

My favourite part of OZ is Beecher’s all-too-brief arc of not giving a shit and growing a hardcore beard because there’s a scene where he’s in the background and he starts flinging cards or something around and it still cracks my shit up.

Tfw not even your serial killer dad has the serial killer genes but you do

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#what the fuck is Riverdale at this point

this is RIVERDALE?

me every time i hear what’s happening on riverdale:

I only watched the first season of Riverdale because I can only take so much angsty teen nonsense, but... what?

All the little angels rise up, rise up.

All the little angels rise up high!

How do they rise up, rise up, rise up?

How do they rise up, rise up high?

They rise heads up, heads up, heads up, they rise heads up, heads up high!

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“Remember when your high school history teacher said that the course of human events changes ‘cause of the deeds of great men. Well, the bitch was lying. Fuck Caesar, fuck Lincoln, fuck Mahatma Gandhi. The world keeps moving cause of you and me, the anonymous. Revolutions get going cause there ain’t enough bread. Wars happen over a game of checkers" 

Oz (1997-2003) Created by Tom Fontana

Source: kubriq

Here’s a link:

There’s different colors representing different sea creatures ❤️🌊

each color also donates a portion of the profits to a respective cause! (I.e. coral pink = protecting coral reefs, green = sea turtle conservation!)

also, what’s not mentioned is that each bracelet is made from recycled ocean waste! I have 5 bracelets myself and I love them!!!

I have two of these bracelets (whales and sharks) and they’re quite good quality.  I never take mine off, so they’ve survived multiple trips through the shower, into the sink with dirty dishes, at the barn, while carrying boxes, cleaning.

so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and

well

here ya go

250 miles

I’m having a fucking stroke

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*vaguely scottish noises*

when I whmp, well I nunna be, wanna be who wakes to you. when I gwmp, ay I nonna be,  wanna be who go wih you.

if I *SLAM*, well I nonna be, wanna be who geks to you. if I heh, ay I nonna be,  wanna be who’s into you.

but hwn wive head manna ood wive hun, must’ve done mcwhaff an’ puff aodood.

when I’m wock, yes I nonna be,  nunna be who’s wock for you. an’ na mungeh, well then fuck I do, I subley plin to you.

an’ I clankahoe I nunna be, unna be who coal to you. if I brokhe, well I nonna be, unna be who’s cold with you.

but wood wive hen manna hood wive hun, musta dub mcwhaff an’ *bloop* muff aonouds

nahnahnah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah nahnah*bloop*nah, dahdahdah nahnahnah, dahdahdah,  dladadadadadadadah (hoh!)

when I’m luh’, well I nunna be,  onna be who’s without you. when I’m drmp, well I nunna dream, unna drink a pint with you.

AAH KWENG! well I nonna be, ‘nna be new good with you. an’ I cluddag! yes I nonna be,  ‘nna be who cob with you, gonna avish coooomb wi’ you.

but ood wive hung manna *bloop* ood wive hem yes the *bloop* dung man whaff an’ luff aonood

dahdahdah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah (ayy) dlahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahnahnah, nahnahnah, dladadadadadadadah

dahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahnahnah, dladadadadadadadah (eh) nahnahnah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah

an’ would wive ben wanna hood wive den, justa dackh mood hwackh dundwehnhaodoo kohh–

EVERYTHING WAS LAID OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND YET I WAS NOT READY FOR A SINGLE SECOND OF IT

the fucking transcript i can’t

help im sobbing

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Concept: horse girl movie where instead of having a horse that’s Damaged With A Heart Of Gold and a Sad Girl Who Needs It we have a horse who’s just batshit crazy who forges a grudging bond with the main character because she’s even batshit fucking crazier

Horse: *losing its fucking mind whinnying and charging the girl*

Girl: *whinnies right back, louder*

Horse:

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Evil Rancher Guy: Mighty fine hawse you got theare, missy
Girl: BACK THE HELL OFF, YOU CAPITALIST BITCH
Evil Rancher Guy: Woah jesus sorry bout that have a good day ma’am

I was talking to someone about the Castlevania Netflix series and somehow the characters’ affinity for the word “fuck” was brought up. He had mentioned that this was unrealistic, seeing as the Trevor’s bit in the Casltevania timeline was likely set before the word fuck was invented.

So a Google search was done.

Trevor Belmont’s era is set 1476-1479 AD.

Fuck started being used in…

So, if you will: the characters in the Castlevania Netflix series excessively say “fuck” because it is a new, hip word.

bold of you to assume that Trevor Belmont did not coin the word “fuck” in 1475