“She didn’t quite know what the relationship was between lunatics and the moon, but it must be a strong one, if they used a word like that to describe the insane.”
— Paulo Coelho
you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned
me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields
what?
I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep
hope youre okay
This sign has been up by my house for weeks and curiosity got the better of me so i texted the number and:
it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed
THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN
Highkey only want you
if I’m not sitting in pretty lingerie with a glass of champagne in a foreign place in the next 5 years I’ve failed
My 2018 is solely going to be about shamelessly pursuing what I want for myself romantically, physically, financially, emotionally even if it means going to the ends of the earth to attain it.
let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours
I love being called baby, it makes my heart melt




