It’s hard to starve yourself when someone’s constantly shoving food in ur face and watching you eat

Office cubicle goals! x

Serious big dick energy

kinda cringe that he plans on staying there long enough that it's worth decorating his cubicle like that

this just in: it’s cringe to have bills to pay and be in need of a stable job. more at 5.

Damn, cant believe its cringe to give yourself a happy place at work

victory

You post this without a video. 

you POST this without.a.video

YOU POST THIS WITHOUT A VIDEO

current favorite tiktok

This is the funniest and most thoughtful I’ve ever seen an organization use a meme and it’s good people with good goals who don’t just want your money on top of it

For those of you who aren’t aware the Monterey Bay Aquarium is actually a really cool place!

• they are non-profit

• they have a living kelp forest!

• it focuses on local ocean wildlife

• they were the first aquarium to get a great white shark to eat and they are the only public aquarium to display a great white shark for more than sixteen days

• they have a seafood watch program where they promote sustainable seafood

• they are actively fighting against ocean pollution

So yeah support them, they’re awesome and I love them

They also have a tumblr @montereybayaquarium

It looks like there’s-

there’s m-

there’s many bene-

source

They’re also one of the few, if not the only facility that has a foster and re-release program for orphaned sea otter pups! Sea otter pups are entirely dependent on their moms for the first 6 months of their life at least, so any rescued pups are usually deemed non-releasable as they have to be raised by humans and therefore don’t develop all the skills they would need to survive in the wild. At MBA, however, they rescue enough sea otters that they’ve developed and maintained a foster program where older resident sea otter females essentially adopt a pup and teach it to be an otter before the aquarium releases it. It’s highly innovative and adorable! And sea otters are such an important keystone species because without them sea urchins would decimate kelp forests, which are home and food for lots of marine life. So yeah! These places are great and deserve all the support.

BIRDS OF PREY (2020) dir. Cathy Yan

The superheroes and super villains are frustrated at you because you insist on helping both sides, but remain unable to kill you because you're simply too valuable to them. You remind them, "Look, I'm just a doctor with healing abilities that follows the medical code. It doesn't matter who the patients are. Quit whining about it!"

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER: ➝ james buchanan barnes edition

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

Tumblr Code.

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

im laughins so hard who changed it

it’s still hilarious to me that bucky was just out buying fruit, found out he was an international fugitive for a crime he didn’t do, went home and found his crush who he’s been successfully avoiding for the past two years in the middle of his kitchen thumbing through his diary all in like fifteen mins

Where can one get a musket now?

TODAY’S THE BIG DAY

society is so fucked up abba should be way bigger than the beatles 

Uncle Larry