Too fucking tired to deal with the internet
Age range 14-20
Halo transformers and Star Wars are the only things I’m knowledgeable on.
names daniel, you can call me dan, danny or daniel ill respond to all I can now be referred to as little Daniel
He/him I’m ace and I’m single but don’t want to mingle
I’m asexual
Military brat but I hate the dod with a passion
Happy birthday to the funniest thing ever posted to the internet
Just like… wanna make sure that people know this was posted on a Christian forum as a parody of Christian homeschooling
I love that this generic fox I drew back in like 2004 has probably been seen by more people than any other art I’ve ever done because this post became a meme.
I’ve never been so taken out by a response
I got to see mom do this once. It was… terrifying. I was moving into my first apartment, and my buddy had just moved into a place about half a mile away, and he was almost crying with rage because of some of the safety issues the apartment had with the wiring. There were a whole host of other problems, but that one was about safety and it should not have been a thing. Mom gathered us up, and drove to the leasing office. When we got there, she informed him (not asked. She’d walked his apartment, noted everything she disliked (she had much higher standards than he did) and she was PISSED) that he was to keep his mouth shut, make whatever expressions she cued him on, and pretend he understood whenever she and I switched languages and we’d fill him in afterwards. (I have been used as a complainant prop before. I know what my job is when she’s on this warpath; thankfully she does not use her powers for evil.) It took her all of twenty minutes to have a promise in writing from the son of the owner for everything to be fixed by a specific date and also to install a ceiling fan at no cost to my friend. In that meeting, she managed to leverage his church, his family, his reputation, the concept of a gentleman, the biblical concept of how to treat the poor, how people would treat his children, once they were grown, and the concept of a self-made man (which my friend is trying very hard to be), Christian morality, what it means to be a community institution, real estate law, and honestly, I forget what else. She’d never met him before. She does not live in our city -or state, for that matter. We’re not Christian. She did a cold-read of him based on his office, face, clothing, and posture (he didn’t give us his last name -the ‘related to the owner’ was a guess that turned out to be lucky), and hit every point of pride or insecurity she could find. When some things still hadn’t been taken care of a week later, she *called his father* and implied that he’d failed as a man and a parent since his son hadn’t yet honored his word. My friend had the fan that day, and the remaining safety issues were taken care of on top of it. No yelling, no threats, it was just a calm, ‘friendly’ conversation. My friend does not do subtext; he knew the social chess game was going on, but not how it worked. tl;dr: I’ve seen my mother do this and holy shit this really should be a thing.
my momma is a retired union lawyer. you should see her tear into landlords and rich people. it’s like watching a lion devour a zebra.
Comrade Karen
I see now…“Karen” is a power that can be used for evil or good…
Now that I have been getting organized in my community, I can attest to the fact that a TON of conservation and environmental work is done by an army of Tactical Defense Karens that rip apart every poor schmuck dumb enough to try to bulldoze a wetland.
This means a lot to me
That Buzz Lightyear one killed me
These are the best.
These kind of people are my favorite bless them
Sense of humor is everything
Let’s not forget the best cosplay ever!
*posts any picture*
tumblr:
‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau
oh….. so that’s what it was….ah
The only ugly animal I see is the pig
How much daylight are you gaining this March?
S.A.D. pride flag
do you love the color of the daylight gained in march
guillermo del toro’s little brother
every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good
Mated turtles share their shells!
Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.
I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”
I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.
Stages of having a short (gay) haircut!
an advertisement drawn by alison bechdel, 1988
Hey tumblr user evilpepsiman who does it feel to be an absolute King
Sylvia Rivera calling out gays and lesbians for their trans exclusion in 1973 at the Christopher Street Liberation Day rally (x)
Still relevant
And if I’m not mistaken, Sylvia Rivera was *specifically* addressing WHITE gays and white feminists here. She called out these middle/upper class white folks who strove only for assimilation while neglecting Black and brown LGBT people who were poor and struggling and languishing in prison. White Gays and feminists didn’t like the way revolutionary figures like Sylvia were “rocking the boat”
Specification is important here because antiblackness and racism are still rampant in the LGBT community and Black + brown LGBT folks have had to make communities of our own because white LGBT people ostracize us.
