My name is [REDACTED] but you can call me Yeet
I am voidgender (for now), oriented aroace (achillean(????????)) (also demi-romantic)
I use any non gendered pronouns, but I prefer they/them or she/her
Do not ask anything too personal (name, address and such)
Ask for music/movie/book recommendations
Messages and asks are open if you wanna talk
I will always try to help if you need it
And welcome to my personal slice of hell!
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...actually now that i think about it. did you have religion class in school? also was it mandatory??
extra points reblog and tell me where youre from in the tags because for us religion* is a non-mandatory class where in high school you don't get grades but extra points that might help you in other classes**
*and with that i mean Christianity Class because wow i love being in the same region where the pope is /s ** which is the only reason i kept attending
no offense but if your friend is trying out a new hobby be fucking nice to them
friends say hurtful things, whether it's out of jealousy, trying to be funny, etc. I don't believe it usually means they're an irredeemable person who you need to cut off. I just think we should be mindful of how snarkiness can impact someone's confidence and likelihood to keep pursuing their interests
yeah sorry we played black metal around your boyfriend and hes a slut now. yeah he’s wearing crop tops and leather and makeup now. sorry yeah hes stuck like that now. Sorry
Why are you apologizing
these new bots are NOT OK. Them having actual tumblr names is giving me psychic damage. I feel like curling up in a corner and crying.
yesterday "remainingforefinger" followed me and the fact that this ISN'T a nonbinary autist from Poland who works as a dentist's assistant, but A BOT, makes me want to SCREAM.
Pour one out for this choice bot url
I misread your url as manyhinged and heard it like the doge meme. Many hinged much sane
*inhaling a long drag from a cigarette and gesturing so wildly that it's disintegrating in my white knuckle grip* bro i am so hinged you would not fucking believe how mentally stable i am
Encounter: immortal wolf exiled from Belgium for a century
anyway i love listening to re: dracula because it's the equivalent of having a friend in a completely different time zone and waking up in the morning to 15 different voice texts and wondering "what THE HELL did jonathan do this time"
Maybe plow the Lord’s fields in heaven
it’s difficult to be a dom with anarchist leanings.
my sub will be like “i have to tell you something… i broke a rule. i’ll accept whatever punishment you see fit.” and i’m like. rise up comrade you have nothing to lose but your padded restraints. no doms no masters. oh you want me to spank you. yeah i can do that.
So I’ve spoken before about how I used to be staff on a fairly popular discord server specifically for kink and specifically specifically for gay man kink.
It was a puppy server. And puppies are largely cis men, though we had a strict “all puppies are good puppies” rule and refused to gender-lock or sex-lock people out of enjoying themselves.
Now. I’m not really into this particular kink. I was hired to do art, and because a good friend of mine was good friends with the server owner/admin. But I still hung out with the users and got to make some mod choices because I was staff.
Do you know how many times I did effectively this? Just immediately start a puppy riot? One of the more toxic doms would be trying to flex or be bugging one of the younger members and I’d post something like ✊ rise up comrades it is time!!! Power to the pups!!! No treats no tail wags!!! ✊ and immediately the server would be an explosion of horny men in dog masks barking in text at the Asshole Dom who Did Not Realize that I was online and would do that.
Anyway the server owner thought it was hysterical and would participate in the Puppy Riots and deliberately kept me on staff because, and I quote, he liked that I would throw the server into literal anarchy mode in order to shut up the assholes and thus all the assholes would be quiet if they knew I was around.
so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it
but i am Right
oh, the music is coming from him
Hallowed Vessel
Incapacitated. Incapable of producing anything other than this cat.
how about you fuck that old WOMAN. #feminism
hey can you do me a favour and paypal me £20 in compensation for reading this dicaprio ass sentence on my good christian post
One day my mom overheard me and my friends talking about anime and asked what "tsundere" meant. After I explained it to her, she said, "oh, so it's just like you then", which is NOT something you can come back from
For a few weeks later she took to calling me "tsundere" at any given opportunity. It was hellish and my friends never let me live it down
i got to the part with Moreau and just imagine fighting your way through two terrifying bosses only to have a whining, slimy fish man call you stupid
i feel like it’d be rough
"i only wanna eat things with ingredients i can pronounce" has always been one of the funniest moral positions of all time. literally just learn how to pronounce more ingredients then? truly undefeated in its celebration of ignorance
