god I just want clear skin and a brain that functions properly and apparently that’s just too much to ask for on this bitch of an earth
Dracula it’s October and I’m leaving my window open for you. I’ll be waiting in my silk gown.
Pulling up to New Moon Island after hearing the only Pokemon that lives there can kill you
nobody:
half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*
it’s literally 2016 why did i just come across a buzzfeed video about snacks that “only 90s kids will recognize” like….. i watched the video and one of the snacks was literally a can of coke….. they poured a can of coke into a glass…
But did you recognize it?
i……….. did…………
Me and four kids from Angel Grove found a spaceship buried underground. I’m pretty sure I’m a superhero.
