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tomorrow’s new years eve so don’t be shy to confess your undying love for me before the year ends

today’s new years eve, who here wants to confess their undying love before the year ends?

my teacher’s reaction to my 10 page essay was “woah.”

at least 11 kids in my class hit the woah in response.

I need this.

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

meirl

i hate this

reblog to make elves angry

The mystery of icon-preserving bees

For a decade, a beekeeper near Athens, has kept a tradition: every spring, he slips icons of Christ, the Holy Virgin and different saints in his beehives, in order to bless his bees and his yearly honey production. And every year, the very same mysterious phenomenon occurs: bees make their honeycomb cells around the pious images, meticulously avoiding covering them. 

Howdy!

I’ve never seen a shit-eating grin performed by anything without a mouth before

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

Welcome to the graveyard. Everyone who touches this post deactivates

If I deactivate after reblogging this post, I want everyone to know that I died with honor

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

Plate. 

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

I’m sitting in the living room with my mum rn and I’m trying not to laugh because if I life she’ll ask why I’m laughing and I’ll have to explain to her what I just saw

bard is a combat class which is true bc I’ve never met anyone in marching band that didn’t want to throw down

playing tuba in marching band means you can power walk 2 miles backwards on your toes in 16 minutes whithout bending your knees while carrying a 35lb blunt metal object with your arms held at right angles and blasting every extra gulp of oxygen you can spare without asphyxiating to make sounds loud enough to deafen the dead in an an act of pure unchristian violence, your bard is the party member who will teach you how to kill god by example

oh to be a slightly ominous but gentle presence in the woods, surrounded by the calming company of the age-old trees who've witnessed so much, hearing the stream bubbling on about its way, listening to the songs of all the forest's birds, doing nothing other than being a slightly ominous but gentle presence in the forest all day ...

My dads face when I pointed out that his generation were the ones to give out the participation trophy’s they’re so mad about was amazing.

this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game

follow @isnt​ for more memes

ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES, TRUDY

fight

Whoever wins. We lose.

There was a grasshopper on my doorstep and it was so handsome I cried. So I made myself some handsome friends!