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Yeet-Haw

@yeet-haw

He/They -- art blog: @ 833801

The sings as people who didn’t understand what the “Sings as” post was a reference to

Aries: “I guess I’m ok with mine.” Taurus: “Wow this makes me feel super confident.”  Gemini: “Half of me thinks this is stupid, the other half feels i may be an in-joke.” Cancer: “Fucking unrealistic I hate this. Unfollowed.” Leo: “Wow I DO like cats!” Virgo: “I don’t act like that, this isn’t worth a reblog.” Libra: “To be fair I did lick that swingset that one time.” Scorpio: “This is total shit, they’re talking about spiders. It’s Scorpio, idiots.”  Sagittarius: “Wow this is like… So me… I feel it on a deep level. Horses, yeah.”  Capricorn: “Haha lol what?” Aquarius: “Everyone knows astrology is fake you asshole.”  Peixes: “They spelled Pisces wrong???”

i really think homestuck should have utilized the fact that hal and dirk message from the same account much more than it did

imagine dirk trying to have a conversation with one of his friends only for more orange text to pop up like “Bitch ass monkey beans” and the recipient of the message is like. what the fuck dirk. and then he’s like it’s not me it’s the AR and then he starts arguing with hal and it’s just back and forth orange text arguing with itself and whoever he’s messaging is trying to decipher who the hell is saying what

even funnier if it’s earlier in the timeline when hal was just recently created and no one is familiar with him or his mannerisms so dirk and hal are just spewing shit in the same chat and they think he’s just insulting himself

like

TT: I don’t know. I let him have his way a lot, since I figure it can’t be all that chill to just be cooped up inside goddamn glasses, but still. This is getting out of hand.
TT: Gay gay homosexual gay.
TT: ...
TG: lmao what
TT: That wasn’t me.
TT: On a scale of one to ten, do you think gay thoughts.
TT: Oh my fucking god, can you not?
TT: Dick.
GG: I...
TT: Are you calling me a dick or are you being gay as hell?
TT: Yes.
GT: Who in the blazes is even talking???
TT: The Auto-R01010100 01101000 01100001 01110100 11100010 10000000 10011001 01110011 00100000 01100101 01101110 01101111 01110101 01100111 01101000 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00101110 00100000
TT: Who the fuck?
TT: Goddamnit.
TT: This is an absolute mess.
TT: Can you stop typing here?
TT: No, YOU need to stop typing here.
TT: Oh my god.
TT: Change your text color already.
TT: No, fuck you.
TT: Wait, you’re making them think I’m you, goddamnit.
TT: Lmao.

and so on...
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More favourite tropes:

  • “Unfortunately, [thing that would ordinarily be described in much stronger terms than ‘unfortunate’].”  
  • “Fortunately, [thing that is in no way fortunate].”  
  • “Unfortunately, [thing that would be fortunate in nearly any circumstance except the particular circumstance at hand].“  
  • “Fortunately, [very minor benefit that absolutely does not offset the considerable drawbacks of whatever just happened].“  
  • “Unfortunately, [the exact, word-for-word thing that somebody just expressed that they hope won’t happen].“  
  • “Fortunately, [complete non sequitur].”
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seeing tiktok kinnies saying like "omg on tumblr ppl would say they were plantkin and shit lol how weird" listen here bakugo those are your ANCESTORS the ORIGINAL kinnies show them some respect

bro if you cheat at mario kart again we’re gonna have to kick you out of the polycule

if your relationship is fragile enough to be broken because of a video game, and you consider it a ~special club~, maybe you should work on your monogamous relationships first :P

voting someone off the polycule every week like it’s Survivor

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

happy first fingers in his ass sunday of 2019

This is the first fingers in his ass Sunday I’ve seen since the start of quarantine

Fingers in his ass sunday has return to tumblr. Nature is healing. Maybe we were the virus all along

FIRST FINGERS IN HIS ASS SUNDAY OF 2021 LETS GO