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hey dude wanna come over and watch the packers/bears game on the ol p-screen television in the man cave? we could cook up some pudsville brats and some burgs on my new uncle kurunkles 6.2 foot grill. bring the boys Trent and Traytin over to play with my little meatball sons Dalton and Dallas. maybe at half time we go out to the middle of the ol culdesac and toss that swine skin f-ball around. maybe after the game hop into the j-cuzzi and jerk each other off but not tell our wives about it. yea brother it’d be a real man on man hog down sunday brother i tell you what.
love to be vague & brief. love also to ramble & be highly detailed. depends, really. duality. range
this boy was such a rich kid im glad i milked him for hella drinks and shit. ive been so drunk this past couple weeks and ive barely even paid for it
Köcsög
the mark of a good prank is if the guy you just pranked immediately wants in on it
This poll is to test my theory that Tumblr is the 5'4" website
I love that it's a true bell curve and doesn't spike at 6 ft like other height maps do, it shows that toxic men are statistically insignificant on tumblr and that's pretty based
and what pray tell does height have to do with men or toxicity?
it is insane how people do just . not know what objective is. like if you are trying to argue there is some objective difference between “good art” and “bad art” and your first argument is that “well objectively good art makes people feel good and bad art makes them feel bad” you . have no clue what art is. and also have no clue what objectivity is.
you know how if a baby gets hurt and they’re about to cry but you can start laughing or cooing and they won’t cry but laugh or whatever instead? Yea.. don’t do that. It’s been proven that it makes them think pain is “funny” and they will turn into killers -___-
fuckersupreme
Yes unfortunately, look at what happened to my siblings after my mom would make them laugh and not cry after they ran into a door or tripped or something
-Sarah (now goes by THE MUTILATOR) -Terry (Versace) -Kyle (The Killer) -Allie (Blood-Drinker) -Allie 2 (Blood-Drinker 2 (She could have used the whole New Name thing to distance herself from the fact that our mom named her Allie 2 because she looks exactly like Allie, but she kinda just doubled down on it even though she hated the name Allie 2…. She’s just a uncreative killer now :((((((( -Fred (I Am Going To Put My Hands In Your Guts And Play With Them But Not In A Fun Way For You, A Fun Way For Me - if you dont say his whole Killer Name he crys and kills you) -Derrick (Josh)
but what about you OP?
fuckersupreme
Me? Well since I was the youngest I was entirely forgotten about by my parents and a pack of feral street dogs home invaded us one night and stole me away to raise me the dog way.
this is me now
Talk about whiplash
Alright, well it’s a movie about a guy wanting to be a jazz drummer and the instructor he has is very cruel and abusive - but although his methods have driven a past student to kill himself, in the end the main guy is able to drum solo really fast so it all works out!
Tuira Kayapó brandished her machete in the face of a government official who was trying to convince indigenous leaders to accept a mega-dam project in the Amazon, 1989
“Electricity won’t give us food. We need the rivers to flow freely. Don’t talk to us about relieving our ‘poverty’ – we are the richest people in Brazil. We are Indians.”
- part of kayapó’s speech during this event
also! she’s still alive! that sort of thing is always worth pointing out to show that we really aren’t too far removed from events like this! here’s a 2019 photo of her:
so if there's a really hot girl I want to fuck who's into diapers and hypothetically I go for it and we get to the point where I'm indulging her erotic desires and slipping that diaper to the side, that doesn't actually make me a diaper guy right. Presumably it's kinda like ancient Greco Roman rules where it's not gay if you're the top, right
I'm a survivor of the terror attacks who lived 4 blocks east of the World Trade Center. I lost my home that day, spent years homeless and destitute, and I carry a Zadroga Act diagnosis of 9/11-connected PTSD. If anyone who's doing this RP needs character coaching or if you need help with authentic scenarios, I'm available for consulting services at reasonable rates. DM me here or leave your number on the men's room wall at any leather bar and it'll get to me in 24 hours. Happy 9/11 y'all, and remember fireworks are unsafe and illegal in most jurisdictions.
despite my misgivings about my job my buyer did just give me like an ounce just now plus hella edibles so. thats not actually too bad
first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real