mum i’m moving out

natalie dormer and dane dehaan playing equally murderous rich twins

 #I LITERALLY SQUEALED HOWEVER #MAY I RAISE YOU THIS: #LUPITA NYONG’O AND ANTHONY MACKIE

LUPITA NYONG’O AND ANTHONY MACKIE AS THE TWIN PRIVATE DETECTIVES HIRED TO CATCH NATALIE DORMER AND DANE DEHAAN

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IN THIS WEEKS EPISODE OF THIS POST GOT BETTER…

Reblog if you've ever ruined your sleep schedule just to talk to someone

today is not my birthday

reblog if your birthday is not today

Eco-Friendly Alternative to Coffins

Project designers, Anna Citelli and Raoul Bretzel have constructed a biodegradable, organic capsule as an alternative to a coffin called, “The Capsula Mundi.” The purpose of the project is a conceptually and physically beautiful one; it is to reunite the deceased body back with nature and life. After the deceased is buried in a fetal position inside the pod, a tree seed or tree will be planted above the capsule. Within time the body’s nutrients will nurture the ground, causing a tree to grow from the remains. 

Instead of harming the environment by chopping down trees for wooden coffins and burying them, the project’s aim is to promote green cemeteries adorned with trees, you can chose. Originally conceived in Italy, the project is a working theory at the moment because Italian law forbids this type of burial. The goal is to comfort loved ones with a majestic body of nature they can visit. “A cemetery will no longer be full of tombstones and will become a sacred forest.”

View the process below. 

The client will choose the tree. 

The deceased person will be buried in a fetal position inside the pod.

Their bodies will transform into nutrients for a tree to grow. 

This will create a green cemetery.

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Also there is the potential for the spirit of the vengeful dead to inhabit the tree, turning it into a nightmarish horror bent on devouring all things.

But that’s a minor issue.

^literally my first thought

SAME

My class pretended to play dead.

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

“Stop being dead right now”

Having seaweed rub against you while you’re swimming in the ocean is like having Satan slowly caress your legs and toes while smiling creepily at you and whispering, “Mayonnaise” in your ear.

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

Tumblr has become so left wing it has actually looped back around is coming close to a weird right wing conservative mentality that everything you personally think is right and anyone who disagrees with you is wrong

bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”

when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something

i swear to you every time i catch up with a friend i haven’t seen in a while it’s always like

them: i got a new job beat my personal best in the new york marathon found a man to plant his seed in me so i can carry a child cured carpal tunnel syndrome and became america’s next top model

me: i took a buzzfeed quiz about what kind of plant i am and discovered i’m a bonsai tree