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All I want right now is for my fanfics to update. That’s what would make me happy right

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“There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. Remember this. Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy. There are whole armies, battalions that have no idea that they’ve already enlisted in the cause. 
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward. And then remember this: the Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that. 
And know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empire’s authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege. Remember this. Try.
(Karis Nemik’s manifesto) 

ANDOR, S01xE12 | Rix Road

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

W-what????????’

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

On another note, if anyone was wondering what strawberries actually are

Reblog if you too are an aggregate accessory fruit

WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE BERRIES IN THEIR NAMES IF THEY ARE NOT BERRIES

ARE BLUEBERRIES EVEN BERRIES

IS ANYTHING A BERRY

Yeah, pineapples.

I must not cringe. Cringe is the mind-killer. Cringe is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my cringe. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. When the cringe has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. 

sorry but i have one (1) more bttf post

marty mcfly is trans

  • very short
  • social outcast
  • wears layers upon layers, like it’s literally SUCH a transmasc outfit
  • his mom doesn’t approve of his girlfriend for no discernible reason other than that it seems she doesn’t want him to have a girlfriend at all
  • he hangs out almost exclusively with a disgraced scientist with no origin story for how they met………….. maybe doc brown gives him hormones?

love the concept that a disgraced nuclear scientist just has spare testosterone that he’ll give to a 17 year old

that’d be pretty in character for Doc Brown

The evident imminent demise of Netflix once again raises an issue I have had with streaming services, which is the lack of physical media support. If Netflix tanks, what's going to happen to all those Originals, all the shows they picked up for more seasons after getting canned elsewhere? Was there any DVD releases of She-Ra, Carmen Sandiego, Series Of Unfortunate Events, and so on? Or is it just gonna get lost to the void because it was only accessible on servers that are likely to be shut down in the near future?

At this point, piracy and preservation of these works is a cultural responsibility. If Netflix isn't going to archive these works and make them available to the public somehow, then it is the duty of the viewers/customers to archive these works so that they may be shared and enjoyed in perpetuity.

It's not fair to everyone involved creatively that these works vanish off the face of the earth.

i would buy officially licensed tumblr shoelaces staff really missed out on a golden opportunity with their new merch store

tumblr is a site that, by tradition, you do not discuss using in public, let alone plaster on your body. however the subtlety of shoelaces combined with the comedy of the Bit would make that specific item worth it

We're exclusively selling them to the president. If you want them you'll have to get them the hard way.

I’m rereading One Piece from the beginning and I want Zoro and Sanji to kiss so bad