ny'all

my friend is watching the emperors new groove for the first time

Trump’s inauguration musical lineup: DJ Ravidrums, 3 Doors Down, The Piano Guys, Tim Rushlow, Larry Stewart, Marty Roe, Toby Keith, Lee Greenwood, and Jackie Evancho.

Everybody: 

you’ve heard of

now get ready for

Paul Ryan’s Planned Parenthood Lies are a Perfect Example of Republican Fear Mongering Around Planned Parenthood

The truth is, Republicans have NO PLAN to adequately replace Planned Parenthood services. 

Federal Health Care Centers DO NOT PROVIDE THE SAME SERVICES ON THE SAME SCALE.

It is also true, Planned Parenthood provides FAR MORE services than just abortion and those services are FAR MORE widespread. MILLIONS OF WOMEN DEPEND ON PLANNED PARENTHOOD.

MOST IMPORTANTLY NO FEDERAL MONEY IS SPENT ON ABORTION SERVICES BECAUSE OF THE HYDE AMENDMENT. 

THE REPUBLICAN SCARE CAMPAIGN TO DEFUND PLANNED PARENTHOOD MUST END.

Donate to Planned Parenthood here. 

what the fuk u even suppose to do with ur hands while ur getting ur dick sucked

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lol sushi

Lil Oatmeal

Lil grilled cheese

Lil chicken

Lil apple

lil oodles n noodles

Lil pizza

Lil beef and broccoli

Lil pork chop 😂

Lil pancakes 🥞

Lil Subway 🚇

Lil Cheese Curl  😂

Lil Taco 🌮

Lil shrimp 🍤

Lil Burger ayyyye

Lil Oreo…. 😒

Lil tostone 🙌🏾🙌🏾😭😭

Lil salad 😂

lil bagel

Lil dick 😩😂

@delphinethedolphin you eat dick? brazyyyy

Reblogging for lil dick 🤙🏼

this year i just wanna be extra™ like faux fur coat, big gold hoops, silk slips, lacey lingerie, bouquets of red roses in my room, big sunglasses, sun-kissed skin, golden soft hair, and champagne and rosé as refreshments while i’m having a picnic on the beach with the boy of my dreams.

Get this away from me 😂😭😂

*soft piano starts playing* 

“Some people live for the fortune…”

Friend 1: You better not

Friend 2: Sis you are SINGLE

me:

*watches shows while eating crunchy snacks* i cant hear shit