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This is still one of the top posts to come out of covid

i’m spending today thinking about how saber toothed cats ALSO probably had a potato form.  how they also had a stage where they were fat little babies with very triangle tails and tiny squeaky voices.  how they also probably play wrestled and failed badly at calculating jumps.

i’m going to fistfight god for killing them off before i could personally see fat potato saber kittens

Like this?

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

Two cats won’t give up on trying to enter a Japanese Art Museum, the war has been going on for 2 years now. 

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You guys are missing the best part: THE CATS HAVE THEIR OWN MUSEUM MERCH.

I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this

My roommate just called from the kitchen to ask what was wrong because I laughed so hard I gave myself a coughing fit.

I'm so glad the music is what I thought it'd be.

Working all week long (because I'm an artist).

god fucked up making komodo dragons super venomous aggressive and all around unsuitable for domestication. those beafts should be in our homes

if i had this thing in my lap i think everything would be alright i bet it would love being scratched on the head if it wasnt already so fond of chewing me and empoisoning me and smacking me hard with its horrible tail

anon please what does this mean

i am fucking cackling like a dumbass thank you this is so funny i love you. slutty little candy man is on my resume now

when you’re lowkey gross but still feelin yourself

the sequel: 7 years later | she/her

Come thirst with me!: Kino Loy can learn how to swim, his first lesson will be diving between my legs. 

Ziad Nakad | Fall/Winter 2017 Couture

I forgot I have to be active here so here’s my Twitter tutorial on how to draw folds I made a while back to help a friend!

great job everyone lets hit the showers

Not again

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

it always comes back to skyrim somehow.

They’re dating, your honor

HEY.

Y'all are missing the best part.

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

I apologize.

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

This one?

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post

Okay but I love the use of “Identifiable Iconography” with the Apollo-Dodgeball of prophecy thing. Like Real art history!

There is a shocking lack of yassified Harry Potter characters, so I'm making my own. Starting with Voldie. Werk it queen💅✨️

“Stay afraid, but do it anyway. What’s important is the action. You don’t have to wait to be confident. Just do it and eventually the confidence will follow.” - Carrie Fisher

I will march into 2017 chanting her words. Thank you, Space mom. We miss you already.

>>Created with chalk, charcoal and goldleaf

Prints with hand laid goldleaf available here

It's Wet Beast Wednesday

cmon kid... we've gotta go save Wet Beast Wednesday.... TWO!