your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related
Cows walking on grass is like you walking on pizza. No wonder them bois so calm and happy
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ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.
Seriously thank you.
Please reblog. I love every single one of you. You’re not alone.
everyone at tumblr on december 16, 11:59 PM right before staff bans titties for eternity:
Why can’t I stop watching this
I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing
He l p m e
I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING
FRIEND SIGHTED NYOOOOOM
HOLY FUCK THIS IS SOOOO DAMN CUTE OH MY GOSG
Nobody goes to bed thinking of the cringy stuff YOU have done. And you don’t go to bed thinking of the cringy stuff OTHERS do.
CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS A FREAKING GEM.
”thAT’s hAirSPray IN mY eYES!!!”




