world's okayest defender

“There are no trigger warnings in real life”

“The real world is cruel, get over it.”

My boyfriend is triggered by Christmas and Christmas music. We were in a restaurant, and Christmas music was playing, and he started panicking so he went outside for a cigarette. The manager of the restaurant overheard him saying he had to get out, and changed the music over for the rest of the time we were there. There are safe spaces in the real world. People are nicer than you think. And bullshit people who try to tell you to get over your triggers, ain’t shit.

people who say shit like this are egotistical and selfish. ignore them. there is goodness in the world, even if we have to be the ones giving it to ourselves.

Listen, listen.

I’m Jewish and I play Fallout 4.

I had a mod recommended to me called Constructable Crosses. It’s a bunch of different kinds of Christian religious iconography so you can build a church in your settlements if you want to.

I asked if it wouldn’t be too much trouble, maybe, since the author had another update planned, if maybe he could add a Magen David to hang outside a synagogue? And I would pay him?

I expected that I might be ignored or told no. At best, there would be one “okay” example of a Magen David and I’d use it because it was all that was available.

This dude went out and built an entire mod. And refused payment. He actually learned how to make a model to make a really gorgeous menorah, and put together a stunning range of chanukkiyot so you can, if you want, “light candles” for Chanukkah in your game. (And yes, I actually did this, it was fun.) He put together some wall hangings of the Ten Commandments. He made over a hundred kippah models so you can wear one as long as you have a vanilla hairstyle. The only thing the mod lacks that even the poorest synagogue would try to have, and I have maintenance rights on the mod so when I learn to make models I’ll be adding it, is a sefer Torah.

(Ironically, there is no Magen David. But since you can put up a literal actual menorah, that point is moot.)

People are kind. People are good. You just have to find them.

Why is the Fantasy Protagonist's Cool Animal Companion always a wolf, a bird of prey, or something cool? If you live in a medieval-ish society, even if you have cool powers to bond with an animal, it's probably going to be a farm animal.

What about a fantasy book where the heroine's Spirit Companion Animal is a pig. And not a cute piglet, but a huge fucking sow. As clever as a human, but absolutely as ruthless as pigs can be.

And the protagonist is like "should I quit eating pork? Does it disturb you, that milk piglet could have been yours." And the pig is like "bitch first of all the difference is that it isn't mine, and don't fucking pretend that - given the chance - I wouldn't eat a human child."

"What are we going to do with him?" "I propose murder." "Where would we put the body?" "I volunteer." "Are you suggesting we should kill him because you want to eat his corpse?" "I'm sure there are plenty of other good reasons to kill him here, I just can't think of them all right now."

no credit needed!

last one!

Blue lives matters is just another way for racist to be racist. Keep your blue lives matters to yourself.

Creator • @mattxiv

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

For the uninformed:

This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

here’s my issue with the harkness test

IRON MAN  dir. Jon Favreau - May 2nd, 2008.

Tony Stark is alive and comes back to his family – animated

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join us on april 24th on twitter

and spread the hashtag #BringBackTonyStarktolife

happy superhero day to the best of all, Tony Stark 💖

to the man who always put others first and never expected anything in return. who always did everything to keep everyone safe, to the point of forgetting himself. who has sacrificed his life so many times to protect people. and who is so selfless that he constantly blames himself

to the man who is so caring, who worries about everyone, takes care of them, who pays attention to how people around him feel, and is always ready to help and comfort them. to the man who makes smoothies for the team after their battle, or remembers little details about them

to the genius, always ahead of his time. who is passionate about science, who can create nano tech or create a new element in his garage.. who can create anything from nothing and get out of the worst situations alone

and who uses his intelligence to help the world

to the man who is a hero not because he was genetically enhanced, but because of his intelligence, his choices, his strength, his heart, and his will to protect

to the man who always finds a way to save everyone even when there is no hope

to the man who is always ready to put himself in danger and face his fears, the man who can fight even without his suit, who is ready to face bodyguards, extremis soldiers, a super soldier or even thanos, and who manages to make him bleed

to the man who takes responsibility for everything, who creates organizations, who gives scholarships, who takes care of the environment. who always brings the danger on himself to keep everyone safe and who always makes sure that nothing falls into the wrong hands

to the man who suffers the most since the beginning, without a break. who has gone through so many horrible things, lack of love, betrayal, physical & mental pain, ptsd, anxiety, nightmares, blame, traumas.. more than any man can bear. but never stopped

to the man who has always treated the avengers like his family even though they do nothing for him in return.

to the man who is the best husband and father, always attentive, present, loving, and willing to do anything to keep his family safe and happy

so happy superhero day to the love of my life, the best character ever, who showed us that we should never give up. who has always scarified everything for a world that doesn't love him and has received nothing but pain

he deserves to rest with his family surrounded by love 💖

#BringBackTonyStarktolife

The man who stole my heart 💜🖤

#BringBackTonyStarktolife

Why does it feel like I called the wrong name during sex-

My response still stands-

Sassy Boy

Bonus:

Look at the SASS.

Extra Bonus:

“I’m gonna kill him.”

#I missed her so much

#hottest move ever

two different people in the same body

the darkling

ben barnes