The music supervisor for the righteous gemstones needs it ate from the back
Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.
Are you people fucking serious. How many meals has Serizawa cooked onscreen. How many nights has he stayed up making lunches for four girls and the man he lives with. Are you fucking joking. You don’t know Olruggio. You don’t know SHIT
LOOK I LOVE SERIZAWA BUT OLRUGGIO MOVED OUT TO THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF NOWHERE COUNTRYSIDE TO LIVE IN A COTTAGE WITH HIS FUCKING HAT-TASSEL-SWAP BOY BESTIE TO BE THE WATCHFUL EYE FOR THE FOUR LITTLE GIRLS TAUGHT BY SAID BOT BESTIE. THEY HAVE AN ENDLESS POT OF SOUP TOGETHER. DOES THE ENDLESS POT OF SOUP MEAN NOTHING TO YOU? DOES ALL THAT BREAD AND CHEESE MEAN NOTJING TO YOU? OLRUGGIO MADE FUCKING MAGIC WARMING ROCKS TO KEEP EVERY MEMBER OF HIS LITTLE FAMILY SNUG AS A BUG IN A RUG AND THAT WARMTH SAVED THEIR LIVES ONCE BECAUSE COCO IDENTIFIED IT AS THE LOVE SOME FUCKING UNDERGROUND GOLD PEOPLE WERE MISSING. HE MAKES MAGIC FUCKING TRINKETS AND GODDAMN. SAMDWICHES. HE IS IN THE KITCHEN MAKING SANDEICHES DOES THE SANDWICHES MEAN NOTHING TO YOU. VOTE OLRUGGIO OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL KILL THE HOSTAGES
bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior
incredible charitable forgiving fatassed breadwinner domestic goddess leftist housewife dilf lounging by the fire playing sweetly with the adorable family pet NEXT TO THE DUPLICITOUS AMNESIA CIRCE STANKPUSSY TWINKBEAST.
these words were not in the bible 🤨
actually many of them are. such as: charitable. forgiving. bread. house. wife. fire. family. duplicitous. beast. i would say it's at least 50/50 scripture/secular vocab. open your heart to my prose
bro please stop throwing crumpled up paper through my stigmata holes and yelling "kobe" it's not funny anymore
where’s that picture of kieran with trixie mattel in the background i just thought of it while i was trying to blow my nose and almost threw up from laughing
2022 started and ended here for me
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me as a mom
i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen
People who are unable to suspend their disbelief are so boring. Like holy shit you discovered this fictional story does not 100% correlate with our reality? Should we call CNN? Should we invite Beyoncé?
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that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.
2023
- COLLECT PHYSICAL MEDIA
- SAVE RECEIPTS AS ROOM DECOR
- READ AND REREAD AND REREAD AND REREAD
- LOSE YOUR PHONE
- ORANGE
- LOSE AMBITION
- KILL THE SHAME MAN
- DANCE IN THE KITCHEN
- WINE AND ESSAYS
- BUSES ARE ALIVE
saw trap voice hello, jensen ackles. your spn prequel is at risk of cancellation due to low viewership. you know the only way to save the show is to renege on 12 years of homophobia and make destiel canon for the third time. if you refuse, the show will be cancelled and you’ll have to say goodbye to your best friend dean winchester forever. which will you choose, jensen: dean winchester alive but bisexual, or dean winchester straight but dead? misha collins will tweet about cas being a top every hour on the hour until you make your decision
“Opera has the power to warn you that you have wasted your life. You haven't acted on your desires. You've suffered a stunted, vicarious existence. You've silenced your passions. The volume, height, depth, lushness, and excess of operatic utterance reveal, by contrast, how small your gestures have been until now, how impoverished your physicality; you have only used a fraction of your bodily endowment, and your throat is closed.”
— Wayne Koestenbaum, The Queen’s Throat: Opera, Homosexuality, and the Mystery of Desire.
