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Condy's favorite manwhore

@yapsterpup

It's on the tin babes|selfship/fandom blog|anti-censorship with really mundane ships|he/pup/🐾/growl/bark|Werewolf IRL|No shipcourse please|Please use tone tags|Freaks welcome!!✌︎('ω^)✌︎

Intro!

Heyo! Welcome! You can call me Milo and us Graves/Pup! I’m the co-host of a mixed origin OSDID system known as the Hyena system! This is my selfship blog(but it will def find other uses lol)! I use he/pup/🐾/growl/bark pronouns! I ask you to please refer to me(species-wise) as a dog or werewolf! I also use paw-based turns of phrase such as pawful(handful) or on one paw(on one hand)! My main F/O is The Condesce from Homestuck! She’s my wife and she means a lot to me but I’m willing to share.

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Main F/Os

Rom

The Condesce[Condy, She/Crown/ψ, wife] MAIN(#royalfuchsia){Homestuck}

Jackie Taylor[Jax/Puppy, She/They, little girl/wife] SECONDARY(#softpoppies){Yellowjackets}

Scream5!Dewey Riley[Dad/Dew, He/him, Husband/Caregiver](#officerrain){Scream}SECONDARY

Sandie Collins[Dee/little doe, She/her, girlfriend/caregiver](#dancingdoll){Last Night in Soho}SECONDARY

Hobie Brown[Hobs, He/It/They/She/Zir, boyfriend]{Spiderman: Spiderverse}

Fam

Eugene Ottinger[Otter, He/They/Bee, little bro]{Wednesday}

Rue Bennett[Ruru, He/They, sibling]{Euphoria}

Plat

Enid Sinclair[Pup, She/They]{Wednesday}

Pearl[Pearlie, She/her, QPR]{Pearl}(#prettyasapearl)SECONDARY

Lexi Howard[Lex, She/They, QPR]{Euphoria}

Multi

Billy Hargrove[BB, He/They, older bro/boyfriend]{Stranger Things}

Glen & Glenda Tilly[GG, They/She/He, kissmates/niblings]{Chucky}(#loversincrime)SECONDARY

Esther/Leena[Essa/Lee, It/She, little girl/partner in crime]{Orphan}

Enemies

Cat Addams[Kitty, They/Them, enemy w/ sexual tension]{Criminal Minds}

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Fandoms

Mains are Bold

NCIS, Wednesday, Homestuck, Euphoria, TOH, Titans, Scream,TLOU(TV), X trilogy, Danganronpa, Criminal Minds, Stranger Things, Chucky/Child’s Play, MLP, MLP: EG, Scooby Doo, Pokemon, Yellowjackets, ASTV/ITSV, Life Is Strange

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Tags

F/O tagging

Condy—#royalfuchsia

—#shipbound

Jackie—#softpoppies

—#thehive

Sandie—#dancingdoll

—#songtime

Dewey—#officerrain

—#screaming bloody

other/general f/os—#snugglebugs

S/I tagging

Miguel—#starstuckstarling

—#screaming bloody

Kamzuko—#blooddragon

—#zombie rollercoaster

Nanaka—#cattrolling

—#shipbound

Kaichi—#merchfreak

—#diceroller

Other post tagging

Reblogs—#echoingsounds🔊

Reg posts—#speaking to my listeners🎵

Ask posts—#answering my listeners🎤

Poll posts—#asking my listeners❓

Pride posts—#pride radio🌈

Art appreciation or trade posts—#the museum bazaar🖌️

Nonhuman posts—#dog trail🐾

Game posts—#pay2play 🎮

NSFW posts—#wideeyes❤️‍🔥

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DNI

—— BTW!

I have art trades/commissions open!

Image

— Links!

Homestuck S/I(troll ver.)

Homestuck S/I(human ver.)

F/O imagines:

Imagine shopping with your F/O, but using Etsy/Kofi/Amazon/whatever instead of going physically. Your F/O is looking over your shoulder and suggesting things to search for. Maybe you just don’t feel like going to the store, or maybe you’re looking for custom-made stuff that you wouldn’t find at Walmart. Either way you end up with a lot of shit you didn’t mean to buy XD

Imagine your F/O hanging out with you and your IRL friends! Its a cute role reversal from the usual hanging out with ur f/os friends. 

Imagine buying your F/O flowers. It could be something simple and premade, or you could pick and choose each and every flower into a beautiful (and expensive) array. 

Imagine learning something new with your F/O. Whether its flying a jet or using the hotel coffee machine, its fun learning alongside somebody you love!

Imagine your villainous f/o being absolutely merciless with everyone else. They're unwavering, unflinching, never backing down to any opposition, and that's what everyone knows them for as the villain they are.

But with you? Oh, they'll make exceptions for you, of course. They love you, after all. What's the point of love if you won't make exceptions for your beloved? The way their gaze softens as they enter the room, the way their touch gently caresses your cheek... Something nobody else would ever see from someone like them.

Community Label: Mature

🩸 : biggest fantasy regarding your f/o ? - 💋 : favorite thing about your f/o ?

I hope your day goes well, or at least decently! - Ascendant

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Thank you Ascendant!! I hope yours goes well too!! 🫶🏽🫶🏽 Already answered 💋 here!

This will be the SFW version & I’ll RB with the NSFW version!

🩸 : biggest fantasy regarding your f/o ?

Condy: Ruling the universe with her. Getting to dominate the universe with the alien empress of my dreams is the best thing I could ask for!

Jackie: Living out a normal life. She’s been through so much weird, awful shit that she deserves a normal life.

Dewey: Traveling around the world with him. Dew deserves to try new stuff and experience the world! He’s so secluded that he needs to experience more stuff!

Pearl: Helping her become a star. I just was my Pearlie happy. Her dreams are my dreams too. She deserves so much better than what she has.

Glen & Glenda: Just live life as normal. I want them to live. I want them to be happy. Simple as that.

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🩸 : biggest fantasy regarding your f/o ? NSFW VERSION

Community Label: Mature

Sexual themes

- 🕷️ : three words to describe your f/o!

- 🌹 : favorite physical attribute of your f/o?

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Thank you for another ask!!

🕷️ : three words to describe your f/o!

🌹 : favorite physical attribute of your f/o?

Condy:

🕷️: Fish, Fuchsia, Empress

🌹: HER HAIR!!!! OMG its so soft!! So long and soft, I'm honestly unsure of how she keeps it so nice. I love curling up in her hair, she barely notices it sometimes lol

Jackie:

🕷️: Girlfailure, Sweetheart, Bunny

🌹: Her freckles! Jackie has beautiful little freckles all over her! I personally really love freckles and they look so cute!

Dewey:

🕷️: Bear, Softie, Nurturer

🌹: His tummy! I really love soft bellies(good for hugs & snuggles). Mans got a tum and I love snugglin with it!

Pearl:

🕷️: Star, Darling, Wild

🌹: Her eyes! I'm a sucker for big brown eyes! She could bat those eyes and say please and I'd end the world for her.

Glen & Glenda:

🕷️: Dynamic, Glam, Grunge

🌹: Their faces! They're so similar yet different that I love just staring at them for hours! Their faces have such contrasting yet comparative dynamics, I LOVE IT!!!

🩸 : biggest fantasy regarding your f/o ? - 💋 : favorite thing about your f/o ?

I hope your day goes well, or at least decently! - Ascendant

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Thank you Ascendant!! I hope yours goes well too!! 🫶🏽🫶🏽 Already answered 💋 here!

This will be the SFW version & I’ll RB with the NSFW version!

🩸 : biggest fantasy regarding your f/o ?

Condy: Ruling the universe with her. Getting to dominate the universe with the alien empress of my dreams is the best thing I could ask for!

Jackie: Living out a normal life. She’s been through so much weird, awful shit that she deserves a normal life.

Dewey: Traveling around the world with him. Dew deserves to try new stuff and experience the world! He’s so secluded that he needs to experience more stuff!

Pearl: Helping her become a star. I just was my Pearlie happy. Her dreams are my dreams too. She deserves so much better than what she has.

Glen & Glenda: Just live life as normal. I want them to live. I want them to be happy. Simple as that.