Was playing casuals on dustbowl and someone during setup said "Aight fellas if we win I'm taking y'all to Legoland" to which someone unleashed the loudest, piercing, throat-wrenchingly loud

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA"

I've heard in my whole fucking life

the majority of the team spent the entire game arguing how many legos they’re allowed to buy, and which sets in particular

we won btw

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

It was Rent. I was 5. My mom had a tape and put it on while driving around. She made the classic error of not knowing how good my memory was. She found out when she got a call from school that I piped up that AIDS was acquired immunodeficiency syndrome because I learned it from Rent.

Honestly this is fucking brilliant because you can put hot drinks in this cup and since it has a handle you won’t burn your hand drinking it

im pro children having privacy but if you think parents should give kids unrestricted internet access...its not 1999. in 2022 thats legitimately neglectful. do you know how many kids are out here like. watching gore and porn. its not normal or healthy. its traumatic.

Using parental controls to block sites and seeing what websites your 13yo goes to- legit.

Using apps that monitor every text conversation your 17yo has with their friends- fucking invasive and creepy

Adding @androed ‘s tag bc YES. I’m not a parent but YES

no joke i really love discovering a fandom for some weird show or internet thing ive never heard of in my life and then promptly discovering that said random is batshit and full of the most vicious hateful infighting possible

especially when the media at hand is completely shallow nonsense projects by random nobodies and there are people on tumblr willing to kill and die for their headcanons this happens to me like twice a week

what if i told you with my hand on a stack of bibles that in the dark underbelly of tumblr there are people fighting to the death about these things’ sexualities

take his ass to margaritaville

In honor of Jimmy Buffet’s passing. Take his ass to margaritaville one last time

YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER

[ID; a photo of some jorts with a bottle of glue. It is captioned “It’s september!! time to spring your jorts back into jants!” End ID.]

Isn’t it fucked up how Jaws ruined the reputation of the ENTIRE SHARK population, like for real, I can’t find a shark doc that doesn’t have jaws like music when the sharks on screen, or just the whole doc is about demonizing sharks, like bro leave them alone they’ve been through enough :(

But at least the creator of jaws dedicated his life to shark conservation after seeing what the film and book did to them, so that’s nice

More Baulders Gate doodles

This was in my head for weeks and I had to get it out

A Win for tasteful people

op turned off reblogs and deactivated but i cant let this one fade away

userbase: can you stop fucking with the ui and employing terfs?

staff:

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc

So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.