stopppp everyone absolutely needs to see this
me reading the classics
When you can destroy a false Republican talking point using fuzzy penguins that is a win-win in my book.
concept: spotify wrapped but for fanfics
Diesel And Light (by Chaz Curry)
some guy: instinct just memes around uselessly, i hardly see any of their gyms
me: holds ur face gently listen to me you little shit
ultimate top ten ships meme → the vampire diaries dynamics (as voted by my followers) #5. stefan/lexi “I’m doing what I do best, sweetness. I’m saving your life.”
Me when a new bad guy is introduced:
Today is the only day you can reblog this.
qoaad characters as things john mulaney has said
julian
cristina
emma
dru
aline and helen
kit
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City of Bones, page 62:
Jace was seated at the grand piano…She must have made some noise because he twisted around on the stool, blinking in the shadows. “Alec?” he said. “Is that you?”
Clockwork Angel, page 100:
A boy with a violin propped against his shoulder. His cheek rested against the instrument, and the bow sawed back and forth over the strings, wringing notes out of it, notes as fine and perfect as anything Tessa had ever heard. His eyes were closed. "Will?" he said, without opening his eyes or ceasing to play. "Will, is that you?"
Queen of Air and Darkness, page 19:
A door opened at the top of the steps, and light spilled onto the dark landing. "Julian?" Emma called. "Julian, is that you?"
