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Rioting on the Inside

@yadelah / yadelah.tumblr.com

I reblog. I reblog aloooot. Also too lazy to tag, but if you really want me to then I'll make a good effort but I can't promise anything. I reposts stuff I like and make random rants. - Michael - Straight - Cis Male - 35 - Meep Moop - Geometric Frands:@geometricfrands -RedBubble:
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more people would exercise if this culture didn't make it absolute hell

I teach martial arts. we play games with the little kids. they swordfight with noodles and throw foam balls at each other. in the summer, we take them out into the parking lot with water guns. in the winter, we have snowball fights.

the teenagers get swords and staffs and practice knives. we teach them moves from marvel movies that they ask about. they get squirt guns and snowball fights too. we let them goof off and climb the support beams and charge directly at each other in padded suits.

sometimes parents say they miss doing things like that. I tell them, "stay for an adult class. just try it out." we build obstacle courses and let them mess around with training rifles. they chat while sparring. we scream and cheer for them when they're in the middle of a circle. and then we send them out to the parking lot with squirt guns and snowballs.

it's exercise. it's healthy. it's an important life skill. and it's fun as fuck.

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angremlin

This refers to something so convenient as to be unlikely, like a duck bringing its own onions to cook it with, and you may also recognize this as the basis of the Pokemon "Farfetch'd", which is why it's called that :v

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I love fandom because you can have 100 people write the same prompt for the same ship and you’re going to get 100 amazingly different takes on it. And we’re all going to read those fics and tell each other when we loved them. It’s beautiful.

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prokopetz

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

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The transgender contrast of loving your parents but also for Trust Reasons longing for an additional external authority figure you can count on more unconditionally to support or protect you that totally doesn’t risk becoming a kink

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halleart

future Thrall or Servitor ass post

You wish you were me so bad

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datarep

Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight

John Oliver trying to communicate through my dreams to warn me about the oncoming apocalypse.

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demilypyro

This is the only real tall girl in anime

There are other women in anime who are taller but never have I seen a series make tallness so obvious and awkward the way it is irl. She is just there dominating every frame by doing nothing at all. She doesn't even fit on screen half the time

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jame7t

Most romantic thing I can think of is someone asking me to do a scooby doo grift with them

“Hey Jame, do you wanna dress up as the ghosts of dead hunters and prowl the abandoned theme park at night? It’s part of my securities fraud “ we are fucking on the first date .

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AGUSTÍN CARD AHHHHH

julietas shadows in the background is killing me😭

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the catholic church just called and said the 7 deadly sins are now gooning, price gouging, FOMO, binge watching, ragebait, mukbangs, and reaction videos with just someone in the corner pointing at the content and nodding along