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Allie/I literally respond to anything she/her From Texas but I still don't like country music. Level 5 adult
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Nature is watching you

It had been days since the Justice League had begun fighting the most powerful entities they had ever seen. Days since the earth itself had been against them.

It all began when the weather changed from one second to the next: Heavy storms in Metropolis, hail in Gotham, blizzards in Central City. Then carnivorous plants grew at every point on earth (and it wasn't Poison Ivy, they checked), by which point it was obvious that a larger force was to blame.

John Constantine identified them as "Vortex" and "Undergrowth", though he couldn't quite explain what they were, however he warned them not to confront them, letting them get bored would be the safest thing to do (the man looked uncharacteristically pale as he commented the last part). The League did not listen to him, worried about civilian casualties and confronted both beings anyway, they had fought Gods, surely it wouldn't be different.

It became clear that they made the wrong decision when they noticed most of their members were incapacitated or injured after a couple of days, and the beings had not been harmed in the least. Vortex laughed as Undergrowth looked at them, disgusted.

Their last confrontation was in Gotham so it was no surprise that Nightwing and Red Hood continued to evacuate civilians to a safer location. Jason noticed the moment when one of the civilians ran the other way decisively, the vigilante sighed as he indicated Nightwing that he would go after him. His brother nodded before Red Hood chased after the stupidly brave black-haired, blue-eyed boy, damn, he hoped Bruce didn't see him.

Unfortunately, he was just in time to see him run over to where the League was and stand in front of the two enemies, it was obvious the heroes were trying to push him away but they were either too hurt to move or didn't notice. Jason was about to yell at him to get out of the way when the boy spoke.

"STOP!"

The boy was clearly frustrated, and his face wore an annoyed expression. Jason noted the moment when the rest of the heroes noticed the boy standing in the middle of the battlefield. Supes had a devastated expression on his face.

Jason ran to the boy (who was strangely fast), he didn't know who he was but he would hate to see him die. He wondered if it was too late when both beings noticed him. They seemed strangely frightened? Jason guessed it was a trick of their eyes.

The battlefield was suddenly silent. It seemed like everyone was holding their breath, waiting for something to happen.

"I told you to stop" the black haired boy spoke again, his voice echoed in the silence, annoyance could still be heard in his tone. It was obvious he wasn't afraid. Without the heroes noticing, the plants and clouds stopped moving.

Quickly coming to his senses and noticing something, Superman shouted a warning as he looked at the hand of one of the beings pointing at the frail boy in front of him. He looked at Red Hood, who was running towards the scene but wouldn't make it in time, before looking at his own body, too damaged to move.

Contrary to what everyone expected, both beings lowered their heads, clasping their hands nervously, as if they weren't sure if they should kneel.

At the end, they lowered their heads in front of the boy in submission, looking defeated and strangely embarrassed.

"Sorry, my King" both said.

Danny snorted as he folded his arms. Jason, who had made his way over to where the halfa stood, looked at the three confused, what the fuck?

Dc x dp idea 74

Danny ends up out of amity and does his hero thing. Only because the ghost have realized they can leave amity. They want to explore and cause chaos all over the earth.

The local heros take notice.

Danny doesn’t handle people questioning him well. So he just goes intangible and sinks into the ground when he gets confronted. All while staying visible just awkwardly waving.

This happens over and over to many heros. There is a betting pool in the league who will see him next and who will eventually get him to talk.

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Ghost hibernation

After a bad fight, a badly hurt Danny does something that, for a ghost, would be like hibernation. He turned invisible and searched for a place to stick himself until he was better.

While a Ghost is that way, no ghost would attack it. It's an unspoken rule, and if you do it, be happy if the observers hunt you down. The rest of the zone wouldn't be that kind to you.

So as Danny turned smaller and smaller to the size of a pea and was now sleeping and flying around, he instictive finding a good place and adhering himself to it.

Diana didn't even notice the tiny thing hanging on her back until someone talked about it. It took them a bit to take it off, and they saw the tiny baby sleeping.

Well, the Justice League needs to take care of a sleeping child that is sleeping in a fetal position now.

Danny heals pretty slowly, but when Diana is near him, it works much faster.

They had notice he was badly hurt and that was his way to heal, and had question when he was fully back

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Now And Forevermore

Ra's may be brilliant and utterly insane, but he's also arrogant and lacks self-awareness when he gets greedy.

When he tries to make a spell to make the Pit Demon he'd summoned be subservient to him, he didn't take into account the fact that the creature would be able to resist his will.

Phantom managed to hold onto his sanity until he couldn't anymore. He was just fortunate that the day he broke, was also the day when Tim Drake had come to blow the League up.

Better to be a servant of a hero, than a monologuing villian with delusions of grandeur.

I just want a fic where Danny and Jason are just fucking laughing so hard they’re wheezing and bawling as they make death jokes while everyone else is SO uncomfortable

Like they’re full on cackling like Danny will say “We’re not allowed in certain rooms”

Jason will b like ‘what rooms’

Danny will say ‘living rooms’

And they both start dying (metaphorically) of laughter slapplin the counter crying while dick is trying real hard not to shatter the mug in his hands with a constipated expression that rivals Bruce’s a seat away from him (+bonus points if the joke is something that is on the verge of being utterly lame like a near science pun)

(I dunno if a lot of people will see this post but if you do please I’m begging you add a death joke guys please it would be so funny)

DP x DC prompt

Batman continued tracking the wolf mutant to your typical rundown warehouse. The wolf hadn’t really done much besides give people a big fright and evade the police, but he just wanted to make sure of his intentions. The police had no luck doing that, so maybe he would. Once inside, he was pretty surprised to find the wolf mutant helping a boy with black hair and blue eyes fix their bandages and give him some food he had worked in exchange for. The wolf always spoke in an unknown language, but the boy definitely understood him. Once they realized he was there, however, the wolf got extremely defensive.

"I don't understand no-cape Danny, the Waynes are literally vigilantes!"

Girl SHUT UP that's the whole point. The Batman having this insanely powerful kid that could rival god but doesn't wanna deal with the power is good. Okay? I feed on that shit.

Also he's literally the (somewhat) normal and sane kid in the family literally everyone of them are going to coddle him. Even Damian.

thinking about this older Black lesbian i met once (genuinely older, like, in her 50s), who said that while she's polyamorous she's not in a polycule, she's part of a galaxy. she explained that some people were planets, they were a big part of her life and very consistently present, others were comets, only in her life for a little while but enjoyably so, and others were moons, present, but not as present or consistent as others. and the way she talked about it and the smile on her face were both beautiful.

i just really love this idea. way too many polyamory set ups are like "this is my wife and my almost-wife", just echoing straight marriages with a small twist, and not only is this a model that breaks away from that, it also allows for like, the reality of how even the people who love you might not always be available, whether because of time or distance or disability, and that's okay. i think i might adopt this model, actually.

this fruit is so good i wish i could give every farmer in Peru 100 thousand dollars

i don't understand how one can be both a billionaire and a human because i would eat an average quality mango and be like "call my financial advisor I have to bestow a gift upon every mango grower on Earth."

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

checkmate athiests

fluffye

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okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

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If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

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junicorn 3. botanicals / sage

[image is a drawing of a muted green and purple unicorn laying with its legs tucked under it. stylized sage leaves decorate the canvas.]

This whole semester I've been in a poetry class with poets dealing with poetry and I have no idea what's going on at any point in time. As a prose writer I'm used to being able to point at something and say "This is or isn't working for me for xyz reasons" but the poets are using words like lineation and syntax and enjambment and kinda floating around giving any concrete opinions. Do my poems suck ass or not? I'm so confused.

When poets take fiction courses they tell me that they're confused by how structured the workshop is and I get why now. It's a really weird form of anarchy in there where everyone reads poems by making their voice go down at the end of every line. I feel like I'm gonna float away like a balloon. Where am I? I think after this semester I'm gonna go back to just the fiction workshops and the set format. Everyone says what's working well, everyone gives advice for potential improvement. I think I'm more in my element there. The poets are fun to hang out with though. It's funny to watch them stress out over having to write an entire page of words. They don't know what to do with themselves when they have to write prose. They're so caught up in making everything sound pretty that at times their prose becomes so jam packed with pretty language and metaphor that it's nearly unreadable and I love them for that.

I thought I had a relatively large vocabulary before I took this class. Apparently not. Apparently poets get access to some secret third layer of English that's full of very specific words that your average person can't remember or conceive of after they look at them.

*holds a reporters microphone up to you*

How do you feel about me not using any enjambment here?

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tumblr is the only website where users can inflict psychological torture on each other, my mutual just reblogged like 50 posts of sherlock gifs in a row. and im powerless to stop him. what can i possibly do, unfollow him? don’t be ridiculous