Obviously the most important of historic events
I did it. I DID IT. LAST JUNE I SAW THEM IM SO HDKAHSKAUAK.
Do not, under any circumstances, listen to the haters. CUT THE SLEEVES OFF YOUR SHIRTS
SIR, I LOOK PITIFUL, SIR
I NEED A LITTLE BIT OF SLEEVE, SIR
Old men type out their will and testament in Simon and Garfunkel YouTube comment section
mad because my city state has more tributaries than yours does?
L + Ratio + Riceless + Your millet tributaries will leave your peasants malnourished + You will lose the mandate of heaven
researchers at MIT have proven their hypothesis that "eyeballin' it" is the most accurate form of measurement
Mulder is so funny because he gets into trouble unfathomably quickly. Scully will turn around for less than a second to see where that noise came from and then turn back to where they were looking out a window only to see Mulder three floors down heading directly to contaminate a heavily guarded crime scene. He just moves so fast he’s like a little hamster in a long coat out to cause as much trouble as possible and I love it
tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate
gordon ramsay getting multiplied by one: oh my god no. no you’ve got to be bloody joking. this is unbelievable, let me tell you. i’m the exact same but a process has occurred. fuck me.
i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson
we talk about the dangers of needing to be the smartest guy in the room but i think even more deadly is the urge to be the FUNNIEST guy in the room.
the problem with being a guy who is always doing a bit is that if your bits arent literally always funny 100% of the time some body is going to kill you. and you are going to deserve it
Gordon Ramsay drops the orb of transfiguration: Oh and what is- oh fuck. oh im so- im so sorry. oh it seems ive turned into a little ghoulie. oh fuck me. a little beastie most foul. unbelieveable
