all the good men in my family married in

happy birthday hot sexy perfect wife i wrote a song about you when i was 21

boobs

that being said gen z skibbity bap gyatt rizz what the dog doin o hell naw amogus impostor will also age bad. but at least it wasn't fucking glee. god i hate theater kids

crazy how millennials gifted themselves a direct line of access to the bluest part of hell solely because of glee

knowinf left from right fucking rules

So Long And Goodnight! to the last 4 years of my life you were incredibly stupid but that is not for nothing

turning haha years old next week is cool because i can see how ive grown and changed over th elast few years. but even cooler is seeing what parts of me havent changed at all. i still wear my hair long fluffy and edgy bc im still into that shit ass look. i still play one million billion instruments, writing and performing and recording. in my head i still think im in a music video. i still get nervous around pretty lady twice a year because teehee amount of years isnt actually enough prep time for that moment. and i still love big ass boobies awoooga. except now i just have more money and a newer car. for my next trick i will take a chance on me. and you. and the world. im gonnna get a beer also to anyone i have fallen out with dont get addicted to drugs when im not looking okay

i do not know why or if there is a deep meaning behind the fact that so many morose unwell women decided to open to me during my late teenage years to still fairly recently but it might stay with me forever. there are things i did when i was 16 that i dont do anymore. there are also things i did when i was 16 that i still do now.

on an emergency spontaneous trip to my great tios house 8 hours away i stop an hour before my destination to peepee i exit the restroom and there’s a stand of souvenir magnet license plates with names WHY is the one staring at me the name of the very pretty lady at my job i poorly pretend i don’t notice?

if you are still praying for alex turner and alexa chung you need to let that shit go. it’s been over a decade. also fuck you and fuck everyone that lives in your house

hoy la mujer llamas gina rodriguez enseña el alfabeto de español a mi

i am the realest mother fucker ever

when i was in middle school i had an infatuation for my friends older sister and now shes a bottle girl posting ass online. my childhood trauma is all gone now