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ok why is this so consoling??

you should be able to call in sad to work

janeway is so funny because literally who does this. who stands in a lift like this. a woman who knows how to make an entrance that’s who

if i speak

this has been said before but tumblr mutual relationships are like… the purest things ever. Like, you don’t know my last name. I’ve told you my greatest insecurities. I’ve never heard your voice. You were there for me in a really hard time. We’ve never met in person. I miss you. I don’t know what your face looks like. I love you.

I love you I love you I love you

(i just want to know im not alone with my weird hands)

for those wondering, i can only do it with my thumb and pinky and i'm better at it with my right hand than i am with my left

I just saw someone say the words "jokingly gaslight" this might be a good time to reintroduce the internet to the terms "lying" or perhaps "pranking" or even just "joking" on it's own

Okay, say it with me guys…

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they'll believe that it's true, then that's lying.

If you are giving someone wrong information under the assumption that they'll ultimately realise that it's false, and that they will find this funny, then that's joking.

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they'll believe that it's true and that their response will be funny, then that's a prank.

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they will notice the differences between your presentation of reality and their perception of it, and come to doubt their ability to judge what is and is not real, then that's gaslighting.

I like this a lot.

IS THAT A GIF IN A GIF IN A GIF

This is officially the best thing on tumblr.

Wtf

I forgot about this and here it is again. Now i will have it forever.

i have never seen this but i am that i had because this is the best thing ever

The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks

and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED

the culprits were horses

HEY THIS IS BAD

My grandfather grew up on a farm in Kansas during the Dust Bowl. He and his brother shared a horse named Patches, which they rode to school each day. Despite being poor as shit and not having quite enough to feed their animals, his family noticed that this horse looked great. His coat was unusually glossy and beautiful all of a sudden - he looked healthier than they did. 

The mystery was solved when my grandfather went into the chicken coop to collect eggs, and saw Patches lifting the window cover, pushing his muzzle underneath the hens, and eating the eggs right out of their nests. 

Horses have been known to also eat meat.

http://thehorseaholic.com/the-forgotten-story-of-meat-eating-horses/

1) The BBC filmed horses eating fish on a beach of an English Island.

2) In Iceland pastured horses are provided, salted fish as a protein and mineral/salt supplement.

3) Horses have been known to consume raw meat and blood willingly in Arabia, New Zealand, and United States.

4) Lord Chamberlain of Bhutan confirmed that the 40 kings horses routinely received a special meal of Tiger fat and still feed their horses beef, and yak meat.

5) There was an American gelding in 1958 that routinely hunted and killed and even consumed small birds. He also repeatedly attacked humans. He was known as “Freight Train”.

6) Lisette a French mare, killed and consumed a Russian Officer during the Napoleonic Campaign.

Horses are now literally the most terrifying shit what the f u c k

I love how that list goes “fish, fish, opportunistic and pre-prepared meat, small birds, A WHOLE RUSSIAN OFFICER”

there is a horse

loose

in the icelandic bird colonies

While I do have some odd hobbies this recommendation is a bit much.

54.309469, -1.992410

think i found it

Peace and love on planet earth........

I cannot say the show survived well as an invertebrate